RobbRiddick

Great kickoff. Amazing

I'm such a grizzled Bills fan, can't stop picturing a Hail Murray to Harrison? That would be so, so, so Billsy

Oh, and seeing that catch by Coleman made me more excited than it maybe should have

Josh Allen is a ***** lunatic

Meanwhile on Finheaven: 63 yard play to Waddle and no points This team is a ****ing joke I guess us fans really aren't that different at all

well it's been up and down today but one thing is for damn sure, Brady's offense is much more creative than what we've had for a while

I agree, but I'm glad he went to panic running than panic passing like he's done in the past, which has led to INTs

Josh once again saying "fu** you Jobu, I do it myself"

That call was BS, lets be honest

Total disaster so far. I keep telling myself NE lost 31-0 to the Bills in week 1

Man, this is depressing

We haven't been blown out in the regular season since Taylor and the Colts went off on us a few years ago. This looks like it'll be the latest one. Dolphins are going to feast on this defense next week

lol we're going to get blown out by Arizona.

Truly terrible. This like when we play KC in the playoffs and they just score every drive. Only it's the ***** Cards.

Diggs has scored. Fate really is taking a huge curly dump on our heads today

WTF was that. Urgh.

Okay, it's only the first half of game one but... we look really bad!

I mean seriously, how predictable was that? Imagine the worst possible start and there it is

Looking at that replay, an insanely bad call

There you go. A stop on 3rd down. We can't have that in the NFL. Need points! Need Harrison to get a TD! Keep the drive going. Why even have defensive players anymore?

Somewhere in Jax a female police officer is about to miss her period

"The issue pooped up" Well you can't blame him for not playing then

I've said this before but the fact that Dan Marino is still on this list despite playing in an era when QBs could get beaten up and WRs could get mugged without flags constantly coming out is a testament to how unreal the guy was

It would. being a rookie 2nd rounder we're probably best to keep expectations low, but I do keep imagining Allen throwing one into the end zone and Coleman snatching a contested catch

Ah, the "Bills bipolar" begins for another year. It's been with me since I was a child and always affects me at this time of year. Sunday mornings are euphoric, full of excitement and endless possibilities. I love my family and feel glad to be alive. A few hours later I hate everyone and everything, football has gone to hell and isn't even a sport anymore and I insist I'm going to start reading more instead of watching this garbage.