RobbRiddick

Do I go to bed tonight in tears or with a *****?

BOOM!!! First reply mother *****! That means we skin Brady and roll him in salt!

Come on now brother, reserve such angst for the Patriots

If confidence points were related to the size of one's privates, I'd have a micro penis. But I still hope we can pull off a victory somehow and will still watch

Yeah, he was a big 9ers fan. It doesn't matter, but it's damn weird seeing him dressed in all that Patriots gear

Well, I guess if we somehow beat them it'll be even more impressive. Let them have the underneath stuff and smash the ***** out of them when they catch it. Hopefully he's in so much pain by the 3rd he'll drop a few

Who feels like vomiting on this fine day?

So if the Pats give us a whipping she wakes up to a pile of sh*t on toast on Monday morning You spelt Allen wrong

I hate him as much as it's possible to hate someone you've never met. I'm convinced some day in the future there will be some shady ***** that comes out in the news about him

It's funny when you think of what a powerhouse the Redskins were at times back in the 80s and 90s. Since Dan took over they've just been consistently terrible

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't use analytics. And like that *Whoo* he won

She's a very intelligent modern woman with a great deal of talent in a very hard job. She does her job just as well as any man and fully deserves to be paid equally, if not greater than, her male counterparts. And also... I would

Rex is like some fat, drunken buffoon sat at the end of a bar just yelling crap about this, that and everything to anyone who will listen. The rest of the patrons just stand there and say "Rex is talking ***** again I see" When I think back to his first presser as Bills coach... it gives me the runs

Devin Singletary is gonna play? DEVIN SINGLETARY IS GONNA PLAY!!!!!

I have noticed something in this forum: during the gameday threads there's always a lot of posters who turn up whenever Allen has made a mistake or the team is struggling, then disappear when the he brings them back to win. I guess if NE do the expected and give the Bills a beating there will be hundreds of them crawling out the woodwork

Actually they were made out of stray cats. They want to give the guy a taste of pu*sy so he's extra hungry when he lines up opposite Brady

I wondered whether they've been saving Foster for a game like this. He's become the forgotten man out there. That's no doubt because he's just been pushed down the depth chart and has lost his confidence somewhat, but I try to look at these things optimistically and hope Dabol has been waiting to unleash him for some bombs. Very unlikely, but I do think the way you beat Satan is by being aggressive and showing no fear. You can see Josh has been waiting to just uncork one and I think this may the week he finally connects one.

You just watch what I do if we sweep them...

Yeah, the "Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown Buffalo" is very lame. It doesn't sound natural, like he's forcing himself to sound over excited because that's how he thinks he should be. Pat Summerall sounded like he was talking to the pigeons in the park and he was great (I know TV is different to radio but still). I mean, I don't hate Murphy (though I do find him very arrogant) but when you compare him to Van, he's pretty *****

Cool, this means I get to finally wear that Peko jersey I ordered before the season

1. Both my heads will explode 2. I'll stop beating my kids (I swear!) 3. I'll call Tom Brady's house, laugh insanely when Gisele picks up, then break wind to the tune of the Shout song down the line

Hey, way to diss Hostetler! Let's see Jones pull off a porn star tache like big Jeff

If you can say his last name 3 times really quickly without stammering he'll appear in your room

Well, McD is a deeply religious man...