RobbRiddick

Oh you can. I've met several women in Vegas who do it all the time

I just watched that for 40 minutes thinking "wow, they're spending a long time examining his knee" then I realized twitter plays videos on a loop

Who was in charge of counting the votes, Beavis and Butthead?

A lot of suspect brown envelopes being passed under that table

I was lucky. managed to get seats in the Takeo Spikes section for only 30 dollars

I've watched the 13 seconds game a couple of times but I always turn it off when the Bills take the lead for the last time. I've now convinced myself that we won. In fact we won the Super Bowl that season. I even photoshopped a picture of Josh Allen holding the trophy and wrote an entire postgame analysis which I pasted over a page from NFL.com. The key to any good lie is the details.

Jesus, I'm dumb. I thought why is Tom Brady impressed with Andy Dalton living in Carolina all offseason?

When they traded for Pickens someone on twitter posted the news with the caption: who can possibly stop the cowboys now? the first reply was: Dak Prescott made me laugh

Barkley arriving at next year's NFL Honors

I'm hoping this was Josh with the playbook when she stepped into the room on their wedding night wearing nothing but a smile

Still plenty of room for Mario Williams then

There was a long line of people waiting to get into the back room to see Brandon Beane. Apparently no GM can refuse a request on his QB's wedding day.

During my wedding rehearsal I kept answering no to all the priest's questions and for some reason I thought I was blowing my lines

Pah. Josh Allen is twice the man Hailee is