ComradeKayAdams

BREAKING NEWS: The Bills will be playing the Patriots, Jets, Dolphins, Chargers, Chiefs, Rams, Seahawks, and an AFC North team at home in 2020! They will also be playing on the road against the Patriots, Jets, Dolphins, Raiders (rats....I was beaten to the scoop here...), Broncos, 49ers, Cardinals, and an AFC South opponent in 2020! Remember: you heard it here first from Kay Adams, the star of everyone's favorite show, Good Morning Football. Over and out!

After 14 games, here's how the defense stacks up in the 9 defensive metrics I deem important: Points per game: 2nd Yards per game: 3rd Rushing yards per attempt: 17th Passer rating: 2nd Sacks: 7th Interceptions: 8th 3rd Down Percentage: 6th 4th Down Percentage: 6th Red Zone Percentage: 19th We can safely call these guys elite now. I believe the mediocre stats for rush defense and red zone defense had more to do with issues of schematics earlier in the season than with current personnel deficiencies. One thing they still need to work on, however, is opening drive 3rd quarter defense...stay focused, boys! I wonder what's going to happen during the off-season? Hughes, Murphy, and Star are already making big money. Oliver is on a 1st round rookie contract. Lawson and Jordan Phillips will be commanding significant pay raises. And then there are those tantalizing external options in free agency at DE.... If there are just two things that give this girl goosebumps, they are (in no specific order): 1. A romantic dinner with John from Riverside 2. Jadeveon Clowney in a Buffalo BIlls uniform

I also wonder if the character makeup of this team is such that they get too amped up for home games and feel that they need to put on a show for the crowd?

You know when you miss every shot in the round, and then your dog rises up from behind the grass and laughs at you? I would love to see an online gif image of Tre White doing that. It would make me giggle uncontrollably, just like the dog

Well that certainly wasn't very helpful.

He's also one of the very best dancers in the NFL. That means a lot to me.

Early-onset CTE is a terrible thing. He and the Bengals went 2-0 against the Bills in the playoffs: 1981 and 1988. He even scored the game-winning TD in 1981! Then Collinsworth retired the year before the Super Bowl Bills era began. And his Bengals were basement dwellers throughout the 90's. I hope he gets the medical help he needs.

He was a bit better than Emmit Smith. I'll give him that much.

Exactly. Also, Houston's OL is not good. Neither is their run defense. I believe the Bills match up better against the Texans than the Titans.

No way, Jose. Deep down I'm just a simple little girl who still believes magic exists in this world. As in....FITZ-magic. Week 17. It's "go" time.

I'm not a picky girl. I'll just need a shiv and a pack of smokes. Whichever one of you can do this for me will have my heart. By the way, what REALLY happened with Ronnie Harmon's drop vs. the Browns? Can one of you Frank/Joe Hardy-type internet sleuths get to the bottom of this while I'm in the slammer? Thank you

Not true. It depends on which game the Titans lose. If against the Texans in week 17, then yes. If it's just against the Saints, then we'll also need either a single Colts loss (they have 3 games left) or a week 16 Texans win.

Oh wow. Oh dear. I just...I had no idea. All my life I have tried to do the right thing. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm truly sorry. I will turn myself in promptly tomorrow morning to the league office headquarters. Pray for me. Please pray for my soul.

I would also add that the Texans might be the more favorable playoff matchup for the Bills than the Titans.

You know what? I'm okay with this. I said what needed to be said.

Us media types are all given instructions to minimize the Patriots' cheating so to make the NFL look legitimate and not look like the bull####, big-market pandering WWE circus that it has become. But deep down, we all know their two-decade "dynasty" is fraudulent. We just can't say it on the air. Oh my stars....I'd lose my job at GMFB if I said this! On a related note, please no one tell Roger Goodell that I post here at Two Bills Drive.

It's okay. 2017 was the Red Rifle's time to be our savior. 2019 is to be the year of Fitzmagic. Week 17. The bearded gunslinger who went to Harvard and wears his wedding ring during games.

The Bills are paying Trent Murphy and Tyler Kroft what could have gone to Gilmore. But it's all a waste of time speculating since I don't think Gilmore wanted to be here anyway. Similar situation with two other potential Hall of Famers in Jason Peters and Marshawn Lynch. At least Beane and McDermott now appear to be drafting players who actually like Buffalo.

I read this in Marc Miller's voice.

Looks like it's harder to win when you don't know all of the other team's plays beforehand.

But y'all are overlooking the Steelers from 1933-1968!!! 16 different head coaches in their first 36 years in the league. Only 8 winning seasons. Only 1 playoff appearance. No playoff wins. No division titles. No championships. The franchise was so bad that they moved them to the AFC during the 1970 merger with the idea of giving them a fighting chance against "lesser competition." The lesson here? STOP saying "same old Bills." At one point in time, "same old Steelers" was probably a thing until it wasn't (1972).

https://weather.com/news/news/2019-09-12-nfl-worst-weather-cities In the spirit of Terry Licata Braunstein, I'd say you all should be TALKING PROUD, TALKING PROUD of the terrible weather in Buffalo. It's a true football city.

They should do a 30 for 30 ESPN sports documentary on his personal life and juxtapose it with the Buffalo Bills over the past 27 years.

Cynthia Frelund, the analytics expert at NFL Network. Looks like a file cabinet fell on her face (don't tell her I said that). You can't miss her. Not as sanguine as we are on the Buffalo Bills.

Your hopes don't seem very high, Highhopes123. The reality may be that Brady's mind and body have finally quit on him. We'll know a lot more on this after the Chiefs game. But if Brady is no longer Brady, then the past doesn't apply anymore and anything becomes possible. Even a touch of Fitzmagic and a sprinkle of Dalton heroics could do the trick.