Few summers back in the wee hours heard some noise up the street. Look out, see shadow people darting around. Go outside to look closer, see three all dressed in black figures going up to cars. I yell gtf out of here, cops are on their way. They takeoff, I follow with you better f’n run.
I keep vigil. About 10 minutes after two slow cars come down the street, cops. Wait until they’re near, draw their attention walking down my driveway. They stop, get out, ask if I called. I say no, but I saw them, they ran through the yards and took off. They ask who? I say the three kids dressed in black trying to rob cars. One says what kids? I repeat there were three kids, blah, blah, blah….
Cop then says there was only a call about someone yelling in the street.