Good Lord, could you find a song with any less testosterone in it?
Somebody just posted a video of 100,000 fans jumping up and down to the VT Hokies entrance of Enter Sandman with fireworks blasting off, and you follow it up with this suggestion?
Maybe instead of going in the locker rooms for half-time, both teams could set up shop at the 50-yard line and get manicures and drink fruity smoothies.