Richard Noggin

Hypertension?

No.

Well, poop.

Kansas City. Next question.

When do you think the postgame pressers will get posted online? I've had a heck of a time getting radio.com to stream for more than 20-30 seconds at a time...

I resemble that remark.

This kind of thing feeds the narrative some of our more insecure fans keep pushing...that the team doesn't get its due respect nationally, yada yada.

Gotta agree on this one. They've stuck with some substandard players longer than anyone can reasonably justify, especially in the three cases mentioned. Head-scratchers.

Right. We all know about his injury. But your claim that he might not play? That's just not supported by the reality of practice and injury reports.

What are you talking about?

Actually, he is. Just not for that play. That was a football play. I'll not get into the rest.

Works for me.

Paging Vlad Ducasse...

You know what you have to do. Stop shaving. For months. Do it.

Come off it with this.

I am nonplussed by this bearded trailblazer's miserable performance yesterday. Helps people, like your partner (no offense), perpetuate stale stereotypes about facial hair...

My heart.

Whoa whoa whoa...since when is a beard unprofessional? That's some outdated thinking right there. The ref and his crew were definitely awful, but I must take umbrage at the prescriptive and close-minded beard theory of professionalism. Dragging a razor across one's face does not have any bearing on diligence and integrity. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Damn you for this. I was blissfully ignorant, half-drunken, and then bam! Suddenly I'm reflecting upon mortality and perspective and humanizing others, and I've got something in my eyes. Jerk move, Hapless.

Yeah, the original math had both Garoppolo and Kittle definitely out for our game next week. No reason to expect otherwise, that I've seen.

So the trade for Diggs was an agreed-upon necessity? That sure does seem to undercut its brilliance and utility, no? Plenty of pundits criticized the bold move, and still others dismissed it. It's almost like phrasing it that way you did above was a lame way to undersell Beane's aggressive and effective trade. (A truly franchise-altering move.) But you wouldn't have a long, recorded history of underselling Buffalo's wins while overplaying its losses, would you?

There he is. Nice work here. You've waivered at times, showing some unlikely glimpses of hope. But this is vintage you. And to be completely honest, it is comforting to see.

Another line of thinking is that the Ravens are unable to practice and would be playing without significant on-field contributors, so the Steelers have gained unexpected advantages in this pivotal divisional matchup.

What kind of a weirdo waits until he is well-informed before making controversial proclamations with 100% certainty?

"Some guys do different things." lol Me, too, Dion. Me, too.