I'm expecting to go home to a burning house this afternoon whilst spotting a bodybuilder stealing my sports car with my wife in the passenger seat.
Thankfully, the letter I received from the tax department remained intact.
Dunno about Haiku, but I wrote this one to the tune of Jingle Bells:
Mi-am-i, Mi-am-i
Fragile quarterback
Plays like ass and tough as glass
IR'd after a sack
I'm still working on the second verse.
Dan Orlovsky said that Howell has a cannon for an arm and it's almost as strong as Josh's arm.
And ESPN says he has the highest 4th qtr / overtime QBR in the NFL.
Holy ****!!
I think the Raiders are a bit better than most give them credit for. I expect Crosby to wreak havoc.
BUT - they will be missing Jones and Meyers.
So I'm going 24-17 Bills.
I hope and pray that I am never put on trial before a jury of people who believe you're guilty until proven innocent like a bunch of you do here, it is frightening.