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Yup! https://billswire.usatoday.com/2018/10/11/buffalo-bills-dean-marlowe-signed/

Thomas also has laid down some nasty blocks. Leveled a DE last week (link and vid are in the All-22 thread).

Does your "reliable source" attend any high-level business meetings, tho?

We all know that you hate Josh Allen. Unfortunately, for your current argument, Allen plays quarterback, which is on the offensive side of the ball. He does not play Cornerback, which is on the defensive side of the ball. For more literature on offense and defense, as well as rules of the game of American football, I leave, for you, this little gem: https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/2018-nfl-rulebook/ So, sadly, for your argument's sake, your mortal enemy, Josh Allen, will not be able to let Watson hook up with Hopkins all over the field. Plus, that would probably be stopped by the refs, seeing as the modern NFL has put the kabosh on any inappropriate displays, such as Watson attempting to "hook up all over the field," as the kids say these days. Need I point out the infamous "Brady Dildo" incident, of yesteryear? Perhaps a picture will remind you of said escapade:

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I do recall a Beane interview, where his comment on McCarron was, "He's not the guy we thought he was." Beane left it at that, leaving us to speculate on what he was inferring. Maybe he, and the staff, believed McCarron would not be a good mentor, after having spent time with him. I think back to the McCarron quote after the final preseason game, where he said (paraphrase), That was the most exciting win I've ever had! An odd thing to say about a 4th preseason game against scrubs... Just food for thought.

Even though the OP wasn't posting about Josh Allen being a bust, do we still have to respect his opinion about pies? What about cake? Surely, we must respect the OP's opinion about cake. What are we, Barbarians, here, people? Let the OP have a goddamn opinion about cake! But not about pies!

Oh my God, I didn't watch the game, and my opinion is THE truth! Bench Kelly! Fire Beane! Beane must have had something to do with... @Jpsredemption

I know, the mods will probably end this thread because they think it's a joke, but hear me out: possibly the lone positive thing Bill's fans can agree on about Whaley's tenure was that he was an ace at reclamation projects, pulling guys like Jerry Hughes into the fold for duds like Kelvin Sheppard, just to name one. Should the Bills bring back Whaley, just as a pro scout? I bet he would work for cheap, too. Hairbrained plot, or stroke of genius? You tell me.

I'm no math professor, but some odd inkling tells me that it may be difficult to win 5 SB's when you've played a total of 2 games... #shadethrown #crowcurryonfleek

Had Foster, Benjamin, and Clay not dropped so many passes... Yes.

This is just clickbait for all the hateraide drinkers out there; nothing more. All I'm saying is that we, as Bills fans, need to stop thinking with a loser's mentality: "The Patriots are always better than us." "We lucked into that win." This kind of thinking only begets more of this kind of thinking... Think as winners. Play as winners. Accept that we played our asses off, and beat a damn good team, in their house. Accept that the Patriots, and Tom Brady, and Billy O'Bellycheck, are mortal. And maybe we might be able to beat them. Maybe not this year, but the day is coming... Some dingus named Norman Vincent Peale wrote some book, at one point, that a lot of people (probably not Bills fans) read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_of_Positive_Thinking That's all I'm saying. #endrant I actually never was on that board. Sorry to disappoint you.

QB #1: C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT SACKS RTG 14/26 133 5.1 1 1 2-13 65.0 QB #2: C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT SACKS RTG 15/22 196 8.9 1 0 3-32 111.2

Joe Buscaglia‏Verified account @JoeBuscaglia FollowFollow @JoeBuscaglia More #Bills CB Lafayette Pitts has made the 53-man roster, per source. 1:00 PM - 1 Sep 2018

Yeah, RoyBatty, he hasn't taken a single handoff, and the damn coaches keep splitting Jones out wide, almost like he's a wide receiver, or something ?

Who pissed on Eddie Spaghetti's meatballs? The Browns called, asking for their truth back, Mr. Cranky Pants.

? Whaley's gone rogue!

Jerry, there's already a thread about your buyout. Please keep your comments to that thread. Thanks. -The Management

Wait... According to many "in the know posters" on here, the kinds who attend "high level business meetings" and have "trusted sources," the Bills are not allowed to make good decisions! How can this be? Please explain, please, oh font of great knowledge...

Was she raised by wolves? I guess wolves don't use utensils... That's hilarious, though

I was just listening to the interview with Josh Allen on Howard & Jeremy, and Allen picked blue cheese over ranch, on his wings. Is this a good sign, or is this a good sign? #makinggoodchoices http://www.wgr550.com/media/podcast/howard-and-jeremy

For what it's worth, Walter Football gave us two A's for our round 1 draft selections: http://walterfootball.com/nfldraftgrades.php?ddl I pray they have great foresight... I'm worried about Allen, but hopeful. 7. Buffalo Bills: Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming A Grade What a great job for the Bills. They wanted to trade up all along, but the problem was surrendering No. 22 or a 2019 first-round pick. They didn't want to give up either, and they didn't. They dealt their two second-rounders instead. As for the actual player, it's nice to see that Josh Allen's actions from when he was 14 didn't impact his draft standing. Allen is raw, but he has great arm strength and mobility, which will work well in Buffalo. He also works very hard, so I think he'll be able to work on his accuracy woes. Read more: http://walterfootball.com/nfldraftgrades.php?ddl#ixzz5DplyAJlM 16. Buffalo Bills: Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Virginia Tech A Grade It's a bit shocking that Tremaine Edmunds fell this far. He could have gone as high as No. 6, though more realistically No. 8, so credit the Bills for taking advantage of the opportunity and trading up. Edmunds' athleticism is off the charts, and he has immense potential. He has great versatility as well. The Bills had just one viable player at the position last year (Matt Milano), and Edmunds will certainly change that. Read more: http://walterfootball.com/nfldraftgrades.php?ddl#ixzz5Dplof8iH

I'm voting meeee!

A good source from deep within my brain reports that the Pats will trade The Refs + 23 + 31 + 43 + 63 + 95 for #1 overall. They will then select a conglomeration of blood samples taken from all the best aspects of each QB that YOU, dear readers, want in the draft, combine them in the nefarious BALCO Labs to form the G.O.A.T. x 10,000. What proceeds will be a 50 year reign of terror over the AFC East... BUT McBeane will hoodwink The Hoodie by trading JUST 12 + 22 to move to the AFC North, beginning a similar reign of dominance. Part deux of the deal--and the true ingenious move by McBean--will be The Bills trading Kim Pegula for Gisele Bündchen, cementing us as having the hottest owner's wife in the league. Can ANYONE claim to have a better draft-day story? Come at me, bro! ... I love draft season... more drafts, please!

Props, OP, for having a well-thought out and original take. I, for one, appreciate it!