WhoTom

Beane went down to the crossroads and made a deal with someone.

Homemade pizza.

Down with disease And I'm up before the dawn A thousand barefoot children outside dancing on my lawn And I keep Waiting for the time when I can finally say That this has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way But when I think it's time to leave it all behind I try to find a way but there's nothing I can say to make it stop

No no no no, I don't sniff it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door

Pre: I turn it on 2-3 minutes before kickoff. Halftime show: I might watch just to see scores and highlights from other games, but I'm usually doing something else at the time. Post: Nope. I turn it off as soon as it's over.

It's like when someone begins a statement with, "I'm not prejudiced but ..."

A couple of announcer cliches: "They're gonna call that every time." "Let's see what the coach dials up for this play."

Well, shake it up, baby, now (shake it up baby) Twist and shout (twist and shout) Come on, come on, come, come on, baby, now (come on baby) Come on and work it on out (work it on out) You know you twist, little girl (twist little girl) You know you twist so fine (twist so fine) Come on and twist a little closer now (twist a little closer) And let me know that you're mine, woo

I have a spine. I've never worked for family. I've never been fired. In fairness, I've done things that could have gotten me fired - even got caught a couple of times - but the boss never pulled the trigger. One of those times was when I was openly critical of an assistant manager, and not particularly diplomatic about it. She told me to punch out and leave for the day, and then she reported the incident to the head manager. He and I had a talk, he realized I was justified in my criticism, he spoke to the assistant manager, and everything was good after that. Not all bosses will fire you for having a spine. Some actually appreciate it - they see it as a sign of a good work ethic.

"Oh, by the way. Can I have my gun back?"

It means a college freshman posted his ENG 101 paper on a website.

Here's one: if you injure a player and get flagged for a personal foul on the play, you're automatically suspended until that player is physically capable of playing again, as determined by an independent medical person.

A fan who's not a professional writer.

The Bills make me wanna (Shout!) Kick my heels up and (Shout!) Throw my hands up and (Shout!) Throw my head back and (Shout!) Come on now (Shout!)

... and stop dancing in the backfield. (Hey, both of those could justify a TWSS response. ? )

When your players have enough talent and experience, you can run an offense that says, "Here's what we're going to do; try to stop us." We're not there yet, so his "system" is: be unpredictable maximize the offense's strengths minimize the offense's deficiencies exploit the opposing defense's weaknesses.

"All. He. Does. Is. Win." - Chuckie

"It's a business."

Wasn't a fan of his music before he tried to buy/move the Bills. Still not a fan.

"Kick the tires" "Something left in the tank"

110%

"Nice cast."

We'll see more of the offense as the season unfolds. I think Daboll has a few trick plays and other surprises that he'll roll out at appropriate times, based on the opponent's strengths and weaknesses and what he thinks the players can pull off.

Ever been convicted of a felony?