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GETTOTHE50

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  1. Just did 3 rounds. I got us Hockenson, Marquis Brown, and Damien Harris.
  2. The American version of Rake with Greg Kinnear
  3. *****KINGGG SUPERBOWL HERE WE COME BILLS MAFIA YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
  4. does he even make it through training camp without retiring again is the question
  5. anyone have them micky ds cheesy bacon fries? they done disappointmented man
  6. Why not just go to Vegas and do it legally at some brothel? I think he’s more than just a regular customer.
  7. no brown or bell. makes for a much easier opponent next season at heinz field.
  8. now draft tj hockenson.
  9. Ive thrown a TV off my 5th story balcony in nashville onto the middle of the street. It was in the middle night, so there was no cars on the road. Pretty fun tbh.
  10. The Grammys have been terrible for atleast a couple decades now. It’s just a bunch of music industry executives ***** each other off. I mean, even the Jonas brothers have Grammy nominations. That’s how big of a joke it is.
  11. my favorite part of the post is the ‘*’ before every pats. I appreciate the dedication of hate.
  12. I ***** hate this dudes guts. The patriots are ***** goons.
  13. and I hope they do. ***** the Steelers and Ravens
  14. Had this tinder date a couple years back where she invited me directly to her place after we had texted for about 10 days. (Idk why some hot chick would invite some random dude back to their place that they havent formally met before but whatever I suppose... I was down.) So I get to her place and there are two other girls there, one a roommate, and another friend. We hang out, drink, and get ripped outta our minds. Im cross-faded like a drunk extraterrestrial. After two hours or so, I find out that the roommate also has a tinder date that she too has never met who is coming over shortly. This hipster-kurt cobain-looking mother ***** shows up and he's not even close to the same level as us. anyways.. All of us are chatting in the kitchen, (still blitzed- asides from the new guy) but at some point, the roommate moves to a part of the apartment where only i can see her, and gives me the "this aint gonna work" or "cut it out" sign-- The one that Jonah Hill is famous for doing at the Oscars (for reference: https://youtu.be/4MbJR6R8Ujg?t=148). Im thinking, "*****- she's not enjoying her date, and wants ME to kick him out." The weed paranoia kicks in hardcore, and I've made up my mind that I'm going to kick this dude out. Im anxious as all hell.. the whole time I'm thinking, "I have the responsibility of kicking this dude out???? This isn't even my place!" Finally, the groups conversation comes to a slow stop. The moment has come. I decide to step up to the plate. In front of the 3 chicks I say, "Im sorry man, but this isn't working out.... You've gotta go." Everyone is confused. Im confused. My confusion turns into embarrassment. I try to excuse myself after making a total ass out of myself, but then everyone starts laughing at the misunderstanding. The situation gets defused. The roommate explains to me that she was just trying to tell me that we had to stop smoking. That she was too high. I was too high. I completely misread the situation. The group worked it out. It was all good. My embarrassment still hangs with me the rest of the night, but I got to fool around with my date and leave after. side note: the day after, my date told me that I got huge brownie points from her roommate hahahahaha
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