Called once for a car accident I was in. They asked if anyone was hurt, I said no, they said walk to the gas station and call the Troop. OK, makes sense.
Years later, I drove by some drunk who spun out in the rain and ended up half in the corn/half on the road, he was ok but he was COCKED....called 911, explained the situation....the dispatcher legit asked (told, actually) me to "start directing traffic". She already had the location so that was a quick "are you *****in nuts"? and a hang up.