As per usual, you're keeping abreast of the breaking news in football and balancing it with reasoned commentary and well founded speculation. I am just being my usual sophomoric self.
Dear sir:
Please cease and desist from stealing lines from old sitcoms.
Yours truly and sign it,
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
Atty's at Law
Pants Pressed While U Wait
"Call the replica jersey place. We're going to need a boatload of 'DARNOLD' nameplated jerseys for 2023. We'll save a few bucks sending them by seacan via the Suez Canal."
I worked with two brothers who were Wayne and Duane. Wayne was the older, we always figured they asked 'pops' what is the second boy's name at the kid's birth: "duh...Wayne? No, wait, we already have a Wayne."