Irv

I try to get any residual gas out of the hose at the gas pump.

Pool table? What a waste of engineering. I hate it when I am fortunate enough to drop good solid nugget and am rewarded with toilet water backsplash. Figure that out Bugatti!

Pontillos is still the best

Da'Rick to the Pro Bowl.

I've banned gender reveals.

Who cares. She gone.

Your obsession with me while flattering, is unecessary.

Dude should be fine. Flutie was only 4' 11".

Awsome! You're funny.

If requiring ID to vote is a scheme, I'm all for it. You're funny. I like your humor.

You're worse than Sleepy Joe. You've never even met me but call me a racist. Pathetic.

I don’t like Biden calling me systematically racist. I don’t think America is a racist country. I don’t understand how this clown gets away with calling all White people racists. What a jerk.

Please. Nobody tops this.

Great

Giraffe in the red zone would be epic.

Rodgers has been the worst guest host on Jeopardy by far. If he gets the gig, that show will be cancelled. He seems like a grade A douche waffle. Great QB. Major whiny a-hole.

I thought you liked Hot Carl's

Dudes got strong arms. Long snapper?

Already did.

Yes - he was good. After he retired, didn't own a bar on Bailey?

Reading that the Bills are considering drafting Clemson RB Etienne. I'm sitting here trying to remember if we've ever drafted a decent player from Clemson. I can't think of any. Not one. Can you? Lawson, Spiller, Watkins, even going all the way to Perry Tuttle. All were high picks that did not work out. Would like to see the jinx broken if we take this kid. Based on the track record we're in trouble.

Besides Spinal Tap's Smell The Glove, this is my favorite.

That’s plural. Highly unlikely.

I voted yes. But why didn't the dude just comply? He'd be alive. Brought in on himself dealing with a whacko LEO. Same with all of these other losers who have been killed by the cops. Just do what the cop says. Pretty simple.

Green energy. Hillarious!