So many good one liners attributed to Trump's electoral college victory.
I'd like to hear your favorites and rationale.
I'll start with mine. "Grab them by the kitty". When Trump secretly echoed this phrase to the Bush family famous metrosexual Bill "Ryan Seacrest" Bush in 2005, little did he know this would help in win the election. While the mainstream media including those at RNC hq Fox News regretably conceded the bad optics and damaging words I came away differently. You see, for years the post-Industrial Midwest had been marred by high unemployment, and untreated male erectile dysfunction.
Many baby boomers longed for a job, but more importantly one that would provide health insurance for their now impotent penises to grow erect once again. Upon hearing Trump, a true man of the people, say these now 5 infamous words, men "Sprung" into action. It was as if just hearing these words, erased a generation of feminist empowerment and hearing the words became akin to Pavlov's dog. Pensises all over the Midwest were once erect again. Porn searches of "grab them by the kitty" skyrocketed. An entirely new genre of porn sprung up. A whole new cottage industry. Men everywhere mostly those with 40" pants or greater were fondling women. Women were shocked at first but eventually succumbed to the hysteria. It was fantastic. A new slogan was erected #MakeAmericaErectAgain and Trump won PA, MI & WI by the slimmest of margins 78,000 votes.