Coffeesforclosers

First Jets baghead sighting on a 2024 NFL broadcast.

I just checked the EPL Championship standings. I'm all for replacing the Jacksonville Jaguars with Sunderland AFC or Sheffield United.

I think we're still rooting for whoever is playing Baltimore, because they've got the head to head tiebreaker.

They've come alive! Indy let them hang around, and Detroit is trying to beat the first half asswhupping we put on Jacksonville.

The Jets whole offense is: 1. Stumble into third and medium. 2. Throw to the boundary two yards down field and pray the receiver brakes a tackle.

I'm happy Dan Campbell got run out Miami. Flores too. Now Miami's soft as *****.

I'm very interested to see how we attack KC in the run game. Spags will have blitz packages tailored to our personnel and formations. He's a Cover-0 guru. I wonder what Joe Brady will cook up.

Oh, we do.

We bring back the ancient Roman tradition of the Decimatio. Whenever a call is blown, ALL ref crews gather in a single place and draw straws until 1 in 10 are selected. Then all the short straws are beaten to death by the survivors. This could be done after the author of the current catch rules is led away to the Guillotine, but I'll stop mixing historical metaphors.

But how do they stack up when Mercury is in retrograde?

outstanding

Un*****ingbelievable. Jared "I'm Nate Peterman In Disguise" Goff

Well, it's certainly the most entertaining quarterback play of the day.

And just like that it's a 1 score game. How is this a one score game if Houston is...+3 in turnovers and it's not halfway through Q3? Detroit. We'd like some L's stacked onto Houston.

Lucky bastard was talking to the sideline reporting about needing a turnover, and he gets one before he finished the sentence.

I believe this, but I also poured myself a healthy measure of bourbon. It's Veteran's Day tomorrow and I've got the day off.

Well Jared Goff just fell back to earth.

Dan Campbell is a joy. And just like that, Stroud throws a pic.

The box score tells me Josh played like ***** and it didn't matter. That's good. On to KC. ***** KC.

This can't be emphasized enough. We could win the AFC east @ 9-8 or 10-7 with how dog**** Miami, New Jersey and New England are. Were it up to me, I'd sit the starters, Josh included, the day we clinch and let the Seeds fall where they may. Let guys get healthy, stop putting stuff on film.

Yes. Should have been done years ago.

Nice Red Zone Pick from Joe Cool.

Makes sense. I'm in "Let'em come" mode for this season. It's all about shaving wins off of other AFC contenders not named Buffalo.

So who are we rooting for? I'm guessing Cinci.

Marvelous win. A soul crushing, spirit deflating, last second defeat for Miami. Just the kind we need. Stay dead, Dolphins, it's not going to happen.