Jay_Fixit

Yes. Absolutely yes.

Ya right. Who said that to you?

Ya, and that would only be 1/890 as horrible as a Ray Lewis speech.

Pffft, Josh Allen is more handsome than the rest of those guys.

True. But that’s all Mahomes has.

He has a nice arm. Thats it.

That’s what Pat Mahomes answers anytime QB Guru asks if it’s smart to run around and then heave balls up into traffic while back pedaling with the worst footwork anyone has ever seen.

Depends who he’s guru’ing. Unless it’s like a regular Saturday in April at the lake. My math doesn’t go that high.

This should be the same for all players then. The NFL is a mess. Like, worse than Carrot Tops hair.

I care. Because I’m excited to see him fail. I’ll have both options when you’re ready to come over for some deck scotch and a charcuterie plate on a nice summers day. Also... QB GURU!!!

BBQ. But I can rock the hell out of ranch if required.

Not sure about the rest of you but I’m watching this thread from the corner eating some corn nuts with my shirt off.

Yes. Kevin White. Parker has shown flashes as was on pace for about 96 catches and 1100 yards before he (shocker) got hurt. This is his year to step up and stay healthy.

I love this so much. I can see the players rocking out to this while being treated with deer antler spray.

Quarterbacks don’t win games. Teams do. Bad QB’s can still be on good teams.

I know that our poster formerly known as misterbluesky was a huge fan of the stuff. LOVED it.

I’ve never witnessed someone standing in their own shoulders to feel tall but I imagine that’s what you’re doing. Number 2 pick, 3 established veterans, all of which either had success before Reid and maintained their success after Reid, or got worse with him. You got nothing. And you probably smell like feet. QB GURU!!!

Takes established vets who’ve played well and....THEY CONTINUE TO PLAY WELL!!! QB GURU!!!!

Yikes....time for me to nitpick too! 1) Doesn’t matter if McNabb was “raw” he was the 2nd overall pick. Obviously for a reason. And it took McNabb until his 6th year to really elevate his game. He had some decent years before that, but nothing “QB Guru” worthy.. 2) Garcia after his lone Philly year went on to have two just as productive if not better seasons afterwards. But he was well established before he got to Philly. 2 years with Cleveland and Detroit don’t change that. 3) Sure Vick had a good year with Philly. Real nice story too. Except that the two years after he regressed. Seems a QB Guru would have fixed that. 4) Alex Smith’s last year in San Fran: 70.2 comp % 104.1 rating before he got hurt. He wouldn’t equal that until his 5th year in KC...if you want to nit pick numbers from a clearly improving QB who was traded in the prime of his career.. In summation, sure Reid has had some nice QB’s to play with. But outside of McNabb who was a 2nd overall pick, he hasn’t really “QB Guru’d” to the extent that some people have said. Here’s the truth: Mahomes will be awful. And there’s nothing Andy Reid can do about it.

But seriously, obviously Lamar Jackson. And old man Hayden Hurst for Baltimore. I think Hurst is as old as John Harbaugh.

57% passer in college. C’mon Rober. You’re slipping.

Bro I was about to write the same thing. Glad you saved my thumbs. QB Guru. Lol.

Ya, I saw a huge play to Hill the other day. When there was absolutely no pass rush and Hill was just being Hill.

Somewhere jay_fixit is smiling.

A punters jersey. by Jay_Fixit