Augie

You were probably flashing back to what to do with a Playboy magazine after lights out was called. That can scar you. I’m guessing…..

He’s in your attic. 😱

I have tried it, at my wife’s suggestion. I just did it once or twice, and I think it may have helped a bit. My biggest takeaway? Oddly, it made me claustrophobic. I had all these needles sticking out of me, and I couldn’t move. You say acupuncture, I think claustrophobia. I would have tried more if not for that.

I’m sure some bad things happened, but getting rid of Gruden and Snyder is not a terrible outcome.

Our son and his wife had the rehearsal dinner at a brewery. It turned out great, it was very casual and cost us nothing. We would have sprung for the rehearsal dinner, but they did what THEY wanted, which was cool…..and cheap. . Both families gave the “kids” an equal amount of money before the wedding. Do you want an open bar for all your college friends? Or a down payment on a house? She’s a former wedding planner so she knew where to spend the money (the band was great and FAR more important than the food, which was fine), and he is…frugal! Because it was THIER money being spent, they were more even frugal than if mom and dad were throwing the event. COVID also helped as some states, including NC where they were married, had limitations on how large gatherings could be. The built-in excuse was very handy. We did a destination wedding in the Bahamas. It seems those not invited got bent out of shape, including extended family. Look, if I didn’t make the cut, I don’t care. At all. Have a great wedding and a great life together! But there is a party and a gift for everything! With their first child came a gender reveal weekend and a “push present”. WTF? If you don’t want to push, don’t. 🤷‍♂️ Just stay pregnant! I think the pushing will commence with or without a special gift! Our wedding was about 500 people, about a dozen of whom I knew. The brides father was the only dentist in town for decades. Once you start inviting, it was hard to draw the line so it was basically a public event over which I had no say. That was fine.

But the weather is lovely, right? I mean, until the mudslides, earthquakes and wild fires.

I was wondering how long it would take someone to bite. I was afraid I was going to have to pull his finger!!!

I’m not a twitter guy and couldn’t find it, but when he wrote mother dearest about the worthy opponents who left a trail of chicken bones behind he got my attention! 😂

Great minds……………………..rarely appear in this joint! 😋

Andrew Luck should win something for his Civil War twitter act as Capt Luck or whatever he was. That was some funny stuff. https://www.indystar.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2018/09/05/captain-andrew-luck-parody-account-colts-qb-best-tweets/1202981002/ .

Well, THAT is a little tidbit that I hope never comes in handy! 😋

One of the bank branches in my territory had a “robbery” attempt by a similarly bright thief. It was after 4:00pm so the lobby was closed. A car pulls up in the first lane in the drive-thru and the guy demands $20k. Little Ann Marie is working the drive-thru, and she just takes two steps to her right so the guy can’t see her. He yells for a little bit before taking off. Some plan! I arrived about the time the police were questioning her. They asked her how she knew something was up, and she said “he’s the only guy who pulled up all day with a towel over his head.” Life must be really difficult for people like this! .

I think it’s connected……somehow. I started skimming, maybe I missed the good part? 🤷‍♂️

They might offer to send you all the months old news you missed, if you ask nicely. 😋 I’m sure I’m getting soaked for some subscriptions that are virtually useless to me. I don’t have $5.3 Million in Disney stock alone, so I need to watch my nickels and dimes!

Umm, I don’t pay you at all! Should I be expecting an invoice or something? I doubt that gets past accounting. 🤷‍♂️ Serena has a lot going on, for sure.

Chris Eubanks of the US is quite a story! He’s 6’7” and just beat #5 Tsitsipas to get into the quarter finals. He came into the year ranked #123. Seems like a nice guy and he is ON A ROLL!

I think we all know he just wanted to tell us he was invited to speak in Vegas (not exactly rare in Vegas, my wife has done it), but he wasn’t smart enough to realize that only a complete buffoon can’t get himself dressed. Kind of like asking for recipes so he can tell us he spends thousands of dollars a month going out to eat also means his wife is incapable of basic kitchen skills and concepts. Our self-proclaimed genius misses out on the double edged sword he wields. This has turned sad, indeed.

I think we all know why. His schtick was initially mildly entertaining, but that has long since worn off. I wonder if he has set a record for the most posters to put one person on ignore. He offers nothing of value, despite his delusions of grandeur.

I’m just sitting there to try to minimize the amount of shame you might bring upon our fine nation. I will do my best, but I can make no promises! The EPL stuff would be awesome if I can work any of that in. I’d rather do that than see every cathedral and museum in town.

Djokovic reminds me of Aaron Rodgers. Smart, but not as smart as he thinks he is. That smugness is embarrassing.

Zero dimension chess on my part. I should get checked!

It’s not worth your time. Have a nice night.

I dare you to mention the bottom of the ocean floor and @4merper4mer! 😂

It’s sports, not math.