The Frankish Reich

Just checking in here for the second half and I don’t know the rules. Is it ok if I want the Ravens to win even though they’re in the AFC? Is it ok to say I like watching Lamar without adding “but he’s not elite and will never win a Super Bowl?”

Weird, since you named your firstborn troll account after the fool who posted 600+ pages of “Q Analysis.” But whatever. I think your new god may disappoint too: https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-will-face-an-early-twitter-challenge-preventing-advertiser-flight-11666871828?st=zvpe5sze4zocmg3&reflink=article_copyURL_share

Biggest stories since 1972: 1. Kanye posting about Jews on Twitter again 2. Fall of Berlin Wall 3. End of S Africa apartheid regime 4. 9/11 attacks a/k/a deep dive into the mind of a Q acolyte.

You write like Fetterman talks. Punctuation is your friend!

A Kafkaesque nightmare of a trade.

I hate to admit it, but kinda true. I never thought I'd still be watching at halftime.

Is there a Taysom Hill future awaiting Justin Fields?

I said Tebow, but Pryor is a better comparison.

Mac Jones, it was nice knowing you. Welcome to Matt Barkleyland.

Different leagues of bad. Justin Fields is Tebow but worse, since they haven't built a college offense around him.

No. He has a backup plan. He can still pull off that pre-teen modeling thing.

Rule: Every late draft pick 3-week phenom is Gardner Minshew. Exception: every other decade one becomes Tom Brady.

Some are the Next Scott Zolak.

Zappe Time!

I didn’t believe it. Had to look it up. A team whose best QB right now is Joe Flacco is 5-2.

And they said the night life in VEGAS would ruin players.

May be true, but have you taken a good look at Hochul lately? She needs to put away the putty knife she applies her makeup with. If I were a NY voter I’d vote for Zeldin. I don’t like him. But every so often someone or something needs to bust up the arrogance of single party rule. Hochul: good for Bills fans, bad for the State of NY. Correlation is not causation. At least not necessarily.

Im not really sure what the best explanation is. But in the absence of strong evidence to the contrary, I’m going with “defenses have caught up to offenses” so that in the clear light of 2022 we can see that a lot of mediocre QBs put up grossly inflated numbers over the last couple years. And you’re right: Allen, Mahomes, maybe Burrow and Deshaun (ouch) are the only QBs pretty much guaranteed to give you a good show on any given Sunday.

So you're taking the over on "Justin Fields/20 Pass Attempts?"

Yeah - why sign Trubisky at all if you're going to play your rookie almost right away?

Tua, that was almost legendary ...

He's magic!

They win this game with Trubisky. Which isn't great praise for Trubisky.

Pittsburgh, GB, Bills fans "travel well," or do they move away from their hometowns well?

My NFL weekend: Broncos offense this afternoon. Steelers offense now (and they may win!). Bears offense tomorrow.