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There is precedent. Since he was approximately 4 months old, Chuck Schumer has said whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! 1,276,354,917 times and every time he got what he wanted.

I'm sure that worked but there is a better way. When you find the first group you kill them all except two. Then take 25% of your licorice whip and lay it on the ground. Tell the two remaining guys to go to opposite ends of the whip, get on yer knees and "START EATIN!!!!". When they meet in the middle the rest takes care of itself like a Disney Cartoon. These two are occupied with each other for a limited time so you have to hurry. Run and find the next group. Tell them to follow you because you saw some homos. They do and them they start being the daylights out of Lady and the Tramp. One guy sort of stands off the the side. Kill the other guys, toss the living one a dynamite stick and tell him to stick it in his pants. He does but then you have to specify you meant the back. If you don't do this it will mess things up later. Take him to the Burlesque show, and tell him you'll be watching ready to shoot the dynamite. Tell him to ask the barkeep about code name "Kegyn Melly". That code name is super secret so the barkeep takes him right away. Instruct him to ask Kegyn for the C. Thom Soulman treatment. She takes him in the back and he looks different when he comes out. By then you've found the Burlesque comedian, an old guy named Jackie. Tell Jackie to teach this guy everything he knows. That will take about 15 minutes. You can just wait or you can hang out with Kegyn. She will do ANYTHING for money but it will take a lot of money. Your choice here. Not worth it though. When Jackie is done the KKK comes out still looking like C. Thom but talking funny and wearing a cute little hat. Tell the guy to take you to the third and final KKK meeting. He looks reluctant and says "Oy Vey" but remind him of the dynamite. When you get there they surround him and he stammers a lot trying to explain but they aren't buying it. They start calling him Sammy Davis Jr. and ask him what he has in the back of his pants. Make sure you told him to say it is his Gefilte fish but that carrying it is making his sciatica flare up. This drives them nuts and now they all confront him, ready to hurt him badly. Shoot the dynamite and all their hats shoot straight up into the air like a fireworks show. It's pretty cool. DO NOT use all the licorice. You'll need it later.

You must have a good brain in your head to make astute observations like that. It would be a shame if it accidentally got smashed in with a pipe wrench.

Neck tattoo did have the occasional stellar game, but having a guy like Hutton changes a lot. Every goalie has clunkers but we no longer have to expect them around every corner. It makes a huge difference. This team is way better even in games where they get outplayed. TB is really good but the Sabres found a way.

You must have been bummed when your friend Jeffrey got whacked in prison. Anyway, my advice to the OP is slice open some silica gel packets from shoe boxes. They say do not eat on them but that is a government ruse. I fed them to my hamster Sammy and now he can talk. In fact, he never stops talking. If you have a mouse you have a bunch. If they all start talking you can locate them all and have a meeting. Threaten them with a cat and tell them to move to your neighbor's house.

I went to Foster's General Store and got some elixir for my toenail fungus but Foster slipped me a Mickey and I got woozy. I managed to stumble out but got tricked into playing poker at the saloon. I lost all my money on 3-7 off suit. I went back to Foster to get revenge. It isn't obvious at first but that guy is a germaphobe. I threatened to cut my toenail and tape it to his toe and he freaked. He told me to take anything I wanted. I doubled my money, got some licorice whip, a creepy looking porcelain doll a broom and a Davey Crockett hat.

Occum's Shaver says they are out to get atheists.

Read this morning he is going to walk. Shocker. I wonder if he will get shouted out of restaurants. It's not like Tucker Carlson is his dad or something.

Are you saying a football coach made an evaluation mistake? Doesn't it just make more sense that he is really conspiring to make atheists feel bad?

Not everyone learns that.

Synonymous means not having to say something twice. So if they said good guy, and person of faith, those things by definition are not synonymous to whoever spoke them. It doesn't mean Sal thinks they are opposites, just not "the same". My take on Peterman being called a good guy is simply some trying to give him a break as a human being. He is not an NFL caliber QB at this point and probably never will be. That doesn't change the fact that circumstances beyond his control thrust him into a situation where he failed. He simply does not deserve the level of mockery and vitriol he has received. Religious or atheist, Peterman has earned no vitriol from anyone. Mockery? Maybe some because of the bad stats, but at some point jokes cease being funny.

Bama dudes played great for the Bills today. Not sold on Foster yet but I have a good feeling about the DB.

You're not paranoid, just because everyone is against you.

He had 22 chances to put the game away today and didn't. He said as much himself, but forget facts and bask in the 4-6 glory created by a late Jax WR fumble. All the greats rely on that.

Now you hate Religious people? Geez dude. How can I be jealous when I have no rooting interest? My observation is that the playing field is not level. I feel that if it were, Bama would still win. I'd think you'd want one too. Are they the only team to benefit? No. What % chance is there the same bad call would have been made against Bama? The answer is zero.

I guess you didn't get to chapter 9. No thanks to you I figured it out but now my guy has toenail fungus. WTF?

It means hooker.

You can't be serious Shirley. There is a difference between a bad call and a call that would never happen if the teams were reversed. Being a Bills fan, you should be able to easily recognize one. I haven't seen ND all year so I couldn't speak to their calls. I turned on Bama for a few minutes after the Sabres game and saw what I saw. Impressive that Miss St was #16 even with 3 losses. It's almost like they grade the SEC teams on a curve or something. With all those tough games like MSU and Auburn, they better watch out not to fall into a trap game against the high quality Citadel team next week.

He fancies himself an emotionless professor commie so he talks down to everyone in high fallutin language and a polite tone. He considers everyone else stupid which is funny when you consider he thinks communism will work.

He's a commie.

Dude. That call in the end zone was atrocious. The fumble fits your point, but a phantom block in the back that had zero impact on anything? 0% chance Bama ever gets a call that bad against them. They don't need the help, but knowing it is there in a pinch must be nice.

That looks like the TV map. The Bills game is depicted in gray.

Does anyone know a way to get toilet paper upgrades? Every time I take a dump I have to use the scratchy single ply type. It gave me roids and now my aim is off. I tried to shoot the legendary epic golden bullfrog but at the last second had to scratch my ass. The frog hopped away. I've been looking for him ever since.

I'm not jealous. I'm impartial. You've asked me several times my favorite college football team, and I've stated I don't have one. How is lea lousy in play here? Getting calls like the one Bama got yesterday ought to be embarrassing to a Bama fan. It seems even in this juggernaut of a season, it's not. Underlying doubts?

Are they Russian?