I was going to request more specifics in a PM but since you've made this general, I thought this might be a better place.
Can you link to or quote the portion of the TOS that addresses "FIFY" type posts?
My two cents on this currently is that it seems very hypersensitive, almost pathetic. Scratch the almost. This board just went through a long thread about how some things were handled. A large part of the thread was a discussion of the crap the board owner has to deal with. Fast forward to this thread and you're warning everyone not to subject you to lame jokes that literally hundreds of posters have encountered for years. Unlike you, they knew how to deal with. Further, your claims of potential harm caused by this childish yet common type of post are incredibly easy to refute as well as simply remedied. I think it is an intersting choice on your part to create a thread based in hypersensitivity and propose a remedy which is sensitive in no way whatsoever to the site owner who has clearly explained what a pain in the neck complaints like those threatened cause.
On a secondary note I'm curious as to why you're so upset about people altering your words but not the words of others. I wouldn't expect you to go searching for incidents, but if you happen across a misquote of someone else, why not issue warnings and complaints about those too?
I'm looking forward to the specific wording in the TOS that we need to avoid. Thanks in advance.