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Link: http://blogs.tampabay.com/bucs/2009/09/ext...fl-analyst.html

Jeff Dunham's take... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

hee hee.....outright crazy -- Russ's new marketing slogan... Draft a tackle and a center and have them play guard Draft a tackle last year who had only played 2 years of college ball and start him in his second year Fire your OC 10 days before the season starts Cut your starting LT 6 days before the season starts Start a line that has the least collective starts of any OL in almost the history of the modern game Maybin at LB probably won't happen...but geez it might be a cake walk.

You still have spray paint on your hands and clothes -- don't you? You are pissing your little drawers waiting for Sgt. Joe Friday to knock on your door...He's coming up the walk....nightstick in hand -- mace ready to spray into your tear stained eyes....awwwwwww poor little yuppie...

Give him a Norwood like Standing O on Sunday.......WVU is numbnuts?

So the Perp/Perps want to paint....when caught make them repaint every piece of playground equipment at public parks in Hamburg...

Ouch.....looks like a lot of yard work will get done at the F house on Sunday's this fall. Dang........ It was a frickin' good column...but damn Timmy--give us a little hope.

1) Chris Kelsay--in the first quarter he will alter his pass rush and divert into the stands, propose to Giselle on the spot. Giselle will be overtaken with Kelsay's chiseled good looks and leave Brady on the spot. This sends Brady into deep depression--unable to play. 2) Diane Lane 3) Pujols 4) Only 6 months and 3 days/2 days to St. Patrick's Day 5) How many times will he visit Tops or Wegmans? 6

1980 US Olympic Hockey Team 2004 Dream team loss to Puerto Rico by 19 and subsequent losses to Lithuania and Argentina and about 1000 others

That's like asking if I have a back-up son or daughter I am here for the duration...

Dick's pre-game address is already done...

Is it too late to apply for membership in the UFL? Seriously -- I am starting to feel like a Pirates fan post trade deadline...

Of all players--Ellison. What a good guy...I am sure its a surprise to many on the board that he was teaching tackling technique

He has a deal with Twitter to drive hits?

http://twitter.com/ADAM_SCHEFTER First Rounder in 2011

BGIOP---what did Ralph and Mary serve for refreshments at the Detroit meeting. Nothings better than ham biscuits and mimosas... Glad to hear about Stupar -- he showed some promise when it didn't count but more than enough to warrant the PS. Not bad for part-time starter at UVa

Mayor--take back your key....

Quite enjoyable actually. Every passing year makes 1990-1994 seem that much more amazing.....even a blind man finds nice tatas every once in while.

Is that a venial sin or a vino sin?

It was our #2 D against their #1 O.......

Todd--do you mean Bob Sanders used to coach him?

If not -- 1984-5 will seem like good years......cause this team will set a new standard for Bills suckatude...

I can't argue the fact that the first O has looked horrible. More horrible than ever.. But I will throw out a few things... - We have played a set of three of the toughest defenses in the league -- in the Titans, Bears and Steelers..all experienced in their scheme..all with playmakers. The Packers are switching schemes but have one of the godfather's of the 3-4 as the D coordinator. - For most of the preseason we have been missing what Dickie and Turk said we needed and what we actually acquired -- another key weapon. TO will bring additional focus on the edge of the field and out of the middle. One less player is in the middle on every down and every defender in the middle has a little bit more ground to cover. That could make a huge difference. - The first O has played what is akin to about a full game in the four preseason games. I have seen a lot of middle runs, no crossing routes/picks, very few screens or draws. All things a team does to cover a bad offensive line. We have been more plain vanilla than a world full of Dick Jauron clones would be. We are always throwing deep in practice according to the video highlights -- why aren't we doing this in games. I just have this gnawing feeling in my gut that noone can be this bad.....if we are -- I think all of us should follow SDS to the bookie and bet that under 7...cause if we are truly this bad -- I would bet the under on 4 wins. This team just has too much talent for that...I swear....

Dick Jauron has never fondled young boys nor has he held a baby out over a railing of a third floor balcony.. But he coaches like Michael Jackson would (a scared little girl) without the moon walk.

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