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Do you pee when taking a shower sometimes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Patrick Duffy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Lake and ocean... Most definitely. I even piss in the lock... Then flush it with 6 million gallons. Not one trace of me left!!! By the time it gets to New Orleans, it passed through 3 people. One in St.Louis, another in Memphis, another Vicksburg. -
Do you pee when taking a shower sometimes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Patrick Duffy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Busted!!! -
Do you pee when taking a shower sometimes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Patrick Duffy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Actually, urine is sterile when it comes out. I remember reading too... It was Jorge Posada and I think one of the "catching Molina's?"... Were one of the few not to wear batting gloves. Guess how they toughned up their skin? Yup, while in the shower. I think it's good for athlete's foot too. ?? Myself... I am way too classy. I step out, even know it goes down the exact same place. -
Shower Beer: Great idea or sign you need help?
ExiledInIllinois replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Yeah... You might as well just drink the shower water. -
Teenage girl catches 700 lbs tuna
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
In honor of the "Nose Pickin' thread" "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish" -
Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Wow! 23-nil. I have a feeling nobody will say "no"... Because that's an outright lie. We've really grown as a society!!! -
So did the OP explode yet... 2 pages in an no:
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Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Or forced by @Hammered a Lot to clean the latreens after the game/tailgate. I am gonna suck up to @mead107, he'll put me on KP duty and load his truck. Have fun Boyz: @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek cleaning Hammer's heads... DON'T forget these: @Gugny will be supervising your work!!! That's Gug with the whip: -
Kentucky > Army Corps of Engineers: Bye bye Carp!
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall
@BringBackFergy is a bit skeptical. How come invasive species weren't that much of a problem before 1972? We found a way around the sea lamprey. They came from the Finger Lakes region, Atlantic. Zebra mussel "invasion" dates back to one ballast transfer in Detroit area, 1987... We are dealing with that. Why the problem now? -
Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I think you misspelled: javelina. -
Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The @BringBackFergy kid didn't think so! ? Another 50 bucks says he does when nobody is looking! -
Kentucky > Army Corps of Engineers: Bye bye Carp!
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall
Throw $2 million of nitrogen in the water a year. Create a stinking stagnant dead zone for 2 miles. Just like the old polluted days, nothing will get through, they will stay in Kentucky. The other $100s millions wasted on biologists, etc... Keeping "job security" will go back to taxpayers. Boom! Problem solved... But what do these science guys do, clean water freaks do... They make the water cleaner every year... Even add oxygen, waterfalls all along the canals to get the water clean. Sure I add bubbles in winter to keep ice forming... But a nitrogen dead zone, kill zone, would create a barrier miles away... Yet... We waste 100s of millions to pay some high-priced pencil pushing biologist... So they can pay off their degree. Such a simple solution. Why wasn't this a propblem years ago... Because the waters were too damn polluted. -
Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
^^^Weak immune system^^^ Like my wife's "lace curtain" Irish family. They never farted outside the bathroom. LoL... Are you kidding me! Gotta keep up appearances! -
Kentucky > Army Corps of Engineers: Bye bye Carp!
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall
Because our environment, water is getting cleaner and healthier every year? Why aren't they taking off in Asia, rest of world? USACE has been shocking for 10+ years. They come in by the lock and launch. I can show you the log book. Hundreds of pages from the last 10 summers where they sign in... They shock and net. Again... I am (seriously) confused... This ain't new with some hick from Kentucky thinking this up. It's 2019. Where have you been? I hope you don't pull this sh... In court! LoL... Yet... In 10+ years, they only found 2 Asian carp up by where I push buttons. They found more alligators. Go figure. True. I sh.... You not. -
Kentucky > Army Corps of Engineers: Bye bye Carp!
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall
One fish kill took place in 2009: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121104335 They shock the good, "game" fish first, then relocate them. Then in 2011, they did it again... That time taking out 100,000 pounds of fish with about 11,000 different pieces of fish from 30+ different species. NOT ONE Asian carp was found. 2 miles were wiped out below the lock where I push buttons. That's over a decade ago? What did @BringBackFergy wake up from his decade long nap? -
Kentucky > Army Corps of Engineers: Bye bye Carp!
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall
That's why 10 years ago... The people in Kentucky proposed renaming Asian carp: "Kentucky Bluefin" so they can market it better for human consumption. Where have you been the last decade? This is new? -
Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Say... 50 bucks the @BringBackFergy kid picks his nose... 50 bucks more says @Cripple Creek eats it: -
Do you pick your nose?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Yes. All the time, then roll them and fling them out the window so hit hits the windshield of that damn taillgater behind me. What's wrong with going 45 in a 70mph zone!!! -
Kentucky > Army Corps of Engineers: Bye bye Carp!
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall
Dude... Didn't even read it yet... But, I suspect this has been happening for 20 years. Where have you been? There is a stock photo on internet since 2009: It's 2019... 10 years later and you are coming to the realization, they shock fish. WTF... Nothing like getting with the program... Glad I am NOT in a jailhouse trying to call my attorney. Put down the football-sized burrito and BigGulp® Dr.Pepper® and wake up, it's 2019 Rip Van Carpwinkle! Can anybody say: Posting Malpractice! Even a button pusher can recognize that! -
Dude. Think again! Okay, maybe it's the tight Spandex® clamping down on their nutz... To the OP... DISCLAIMER^^^^^^^^Be careful out there!
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And they said the flute was dead
ExiledInIllinois replied to Teddy KGB's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Holy Harry Houdini! From the other thread... Still got it on my clipboard: -
JC... They got no $$$, the got no hope, they are idiots... What do you expect them to do? Stay home and play Canasta? This ain't Trevor & Carol planning a kid or even (gasp!) @Gugny smoker shopping around the neighborhood eeking out an extra +0.4mpg out of his Nissan Note. Life is a little more spontaneous... Sadly:
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What do you think of Millennials?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I came from nothing and can return to nothing. Everything in the middle is just icing on the cake. -
What do you think of Millennials?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Automation (even in ditch digging) is still displacing people. What do we do? Less jobs more people. What balances the labor-automation equation? UBI?