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Just Setting the Record Straight!
ExiledInIllinois replied to ExiledInIllinois's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I only let him flip the traffic light and press the horn! -
That's why you are: "Spiritual & Moral Standards Advisor." ** BTW... I balance my pittance almost every day. All on cellphone app. Get text alerts, etc... 20 years ago, $2k was added to, Direct Deposited to our account. Of course I did nothing... Let it sit there for a month. They caught it and took it out. One of the only times in my life I stayed quiet. And a bank made me do it. ? Are you the type of guy who finds a 20 dollar bill in the street outside a bar... Then walks into bar, holds it up and says: "Did anyone lose a $20?" Smooth move Billy Graham! Anyway... Isn't there a "Chance" card or is it a "Community Chest" card in the board game "Monopoly?" It's called: "Bank Error! Collect $200" **SEE: Recently created thread about overturned boats. LoL...
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I am cutting the usual suspects: @BringBackFergy (Ring leader, Legal Counsel, Resident Skeptic, & Mystic) @Cripple Creek (Assistant Ring Leader & Seeker of Truth) A.K.A: @Mike in Horseheads (Chief Financial Officer) @Gugny (Spiritual Advisor & Moral Standards Officer) @SlimShady'sGhost (Chair of the Space & Interplanetary Sciences Department) @mead107 (Food Safety, Parking Lot Docent) @\GoBillsInDallas/ (Silent Partner & Angel Investor) Off at "the pass." I was nowhere near Georgia! I have an alibi: Cargo Ship Overturns Near Georgia Port How hard can it be?
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How is given $$$$, stolen? Plead... "I am indifferent to money." "I keep no track of it." "Don't give it to me, I won't spend it." Yeah, like that will float. Now... Get blood out of a stone... Here is your camper back. LoL... Sleazy bank needs to eat it. I want to give a someone $5 and mistake the $50 spot in my wallet... The mistake is on me. Think I am asking for the fitty back? Banks sure got it stacked against the people... Now they don't even eat their own mistakes. Large amounts should be double checked.
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I seen youse is tanking
ExiledInIllinois replied to Jimmy Spagnola's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Like the minority in every county in the United States: Jets Have No Fans Sorry Jets fans, you're nowhere on this map: -
I seen youse is tanking
ExiledInIllinois replied to Jimmy Spagnola's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
The Bills in New Jersey Suburb they chased a team right through the park. And in a case of mistaken identity they put a bullet through the Jets fan's heart! Heartbreaker with Allen's .44 arm... He'll tear @Jimmy Spagnola 's world apart! -
Worked last night. Wore a UB Bulls tee yesterday... Put shorts on at work after @Cripple Creek left the tour here... I knew he was taking pics for @BringBackFergy... Ferguson, would probably call the safety office, didn't want him to see I am a slacker... ...Any... Came home at 6am and passed out till late in 3rd quarter. Woke up. WAF. Bills woke up, WAF. I am almost there, Bills & I... 1/2 way to 33° WAF @Gugny status! Long story short... I am never showering again, shaving, changing again... Hey CC... How about we do Mexican on Wednesday! ???
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Greatest prank of all time
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
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Can you fly this plane and land it?
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Lighten up Francis. -
Can you fly this plane and land it?
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Just two crashes right? Pay the family's off with the labor savings. -
Can you fly this plane and land it?
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
We really don't need expensive, drunk, obnoxious and over entitled pilots. I am happy with sitting in a drone. How hard can it be??? Cue @sherpa 3, 2, 1... Go easy on me Sherp... Take notes from @BringBackFergy @Cripple Creek... They are kind and gentle. So is @\GoBillsInDallas/ but I seem to NOT be able to get a hold of him! ??? Don't know what the problem is. Yet, this is his thread... He will check-in. -
Favre tailgates with the Superfans
ExiledInIllinois replied to WhoTom's topic in Off the Wall Archives
"Yeah, 1919 was an historically atrocious year because it saw the birth of the two great evils in the 20th Century: The Packers & Prohibition." It also had Spanish Flu (1918-20) and the "Black" Sox scandal. I guess 1919 was bad! ?? -
Karma sure is a Mutha Fooger! I pray for you and all the son inlaws out there. Especially the newlywed SiL's: Like my older sister... She left Hutchinson Island in Stuart because of Dorian... Drove 20 hours up to CBus, O-H-I-O to visit newlywed daughter and fresh of the press son inlaw... My sister pissed and moaned whole time about drive, being tired, leaving, storm will be weaker, the whole 9 yards. Guess what happens last weekend in the Columbus? BOOM... Big thunderstorm hits Ohio and they lose power for two days. Hail too. Biblical proportions! Then she beatches about the aging infrastructure in Ohio and they can't restore power because of a feeble little thunderstorm... /smh What a hell of way to start a marriage. Slunk over a generator watching your Mutha Inlaw bellyache... LoL... God, make it quick... Oak tree you're in my way! LoL Guess who my sister aligns herself with politically? But that's immaterial and (I) don't want to get accused of anything here. Match made in heaven, Florida needs her! Oh... We should have just shipped her off to Alabama, she loves getting prayed for! LMAO...
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NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 1, 2019
ExiledInIllinois replied to SlimShady'sSpaceForce's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 1, 2019
ExiledInIllinois replied to SlimShady'sSpaceForce's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I gotta a 1/2 country head start. ? -
NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 1, 2019
ExiledInIllinois replied to SlimShady'sSpaceForce's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Anybody comment on what the ***** is going on in the Southeastern corner of Wyoming? Oh yeah... That's Laramie, WY. Great that the Bills Base is expanding! ? -
My Sister is in Stuart on Hutchinson Island. She is still up North till Tuesday. How did the barrier islands fair in and around Stuart?
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Karma is a mutha!