ExiledInIllinois

Friday I'm In Love

Coastal Elite goes ice fishing in their $80,000 Tesla Model X near Shelburne, VT... Johnny is that you? And you wonder why it's a dump. State & USCG ice fishing regs have it so that anything brought onto the Lake Champlain ice for ice fishing has to have name and phone number on it... Because the "oh so great Vermont Hippies" drag their stuff onto the ice and let it stay there till it falls into the water during the August thaw. Larry, Daryl, and his other brother Daryl would be proud! Report that! ?

It's because theres no traffic there. Like comparing a two lane country road to an interstate around a major city at rush hour. Anyway... FWIW... Lake Champlain is probably more polluted than the CAWs (Chicago Area Waterways). That's hard to accept isn't it? Wasn't there some BS a few years ago about making Lake Champlain the 6th Great Lake... Probably so the hippy tree huggers in Vermont could get their meat hooks into funding to clean up that dump.

Bird. Rabbits don't have hard ears and look like that.

Jus... Keep on tokin'!

You Guys are slipping:

Blame the 1950s for the 1960s. She did come of age during those two decades. MAGA!

Moondance

https://www.chilitechnology.com/blogs/pillow-talk/sleeping-cold-burns-more-belly-fat

https://www.sleepadvisor.org/sleeping-in-a-cold-room/

Better to sleep in cold. Fat people sleep in the heat. Do they want Americans to be fat? Fixed.

73° Summer 65° winter. It's colder in winter, even when heating.

Why do people salt melons? Because it brings the sweetness out. What's the % of water in watermelon? Almost all water.

Nine-Eleven Tavern

In what way? He's doing very well for himself $$$$$$ wise. And... NOT getting his brain bounced around. Football is sad. Hustling insurance has always been. honorable. No? Respect the hustle. We sure have our priorities messed up.

Or... Most people are ***** ups that they will insure Johnny, they will surely insure the average ***** up on the street. No? Is Direct Auto considered standard or sub- standard. "Get Direct and get going" implies that it's sub-standard. The Allstate, State Farm, Farmer's, Nationwide, Progressive crowd aren't going to be in need of Direct. Johnny being a spokesperson makes sense. What more of a ***** up?

Now you got this damn song going through my head... LoL

Please don't bother me with your rocks. I am a very busy man! Jeeesh!

"Bottle to Throttle" up to 12 hours for United Pilots: https://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/amp/United-tells-pilots-no-alcohol-for-12-hours-14301437.php "... An extra four hours will help social drinkers sober up, although it might not be long enough for a heavily drunken person. Some researchers calculate that once someone puts down the bottle, their blood-alcohol level drops 0.015% each hour. At that rate, a drinker could go from 0.12% to zero in eight hours, or from 0.18% to zero in 12 hours. ..."

I think I told you that they did a show at local place in my little town... I wanna say like 7 years ago. My my son was like in Grade 8. They are out of Des Moines and I guess they have a connection here. They agreed to do a show in this little dive place in town. My Son went to it when he was in that phase.

I think the Japanese man from Texas hustled me... Sent his bonsai off to the slaughter in Illinois! ?

Do you have to designate a Rangemaster? ?

I know... This is what my wife says. I am hooked though... Really not a bunch of chemicals... Just fertilizer applications like 4 times a year (I can never be regular). Like 30 bucks a pop.

LoL... The Chem Lawn guy gave me a lecture and slip of paper when he did the last application. It said: "It takes teamwork! Tips on watering, yada yada yada." I sent a paper check back with the sheet saying: "Thanx for the advice, I don't need any advice. ~Signed, @Chef Jim" LMAO... No honestly... I wrote back: THANKS! You pay the water bill. Our lawn will be fine... Drought makes you stronger. I don't expect miracles... I am NOT one of those unreasonable customers. Keep up good work." Anyway... I am in an average working class neighborhood... Grass is just a weed.

Cultivate is the wrong word. Bought one of those junipers from a Japanese man on the roadside. Did well outside... Till it got to -25°F... I had to bring it in. Then the death and destruction. What did I do wrong?