ExiledInIllinois

You nasty man, very nasty man. I just ate food!

Was he AC or DC... I forget. He'd always remind Gomez... I assume DC.

Why Thomas Edison went around touring as states executed prisoners with Tesla's AC during the "current wars." Uncle Fester never has a problem. He's DC: Oh, wait... That's an AC bulb... I must be getting Jackie Coogan confused w/ @DC Tom

I have the same BluTaco! I am just getting sick of grill... Don't like the Mr.Toyota gimbal "T." Chrome is cheesy and peeling. Looking into getting and even more manly grill Oooops... I dropped something: @BringBackFergy Oh... Stick that license plate up high. Will get ripped off on the trail... But will it block light?

480v is for real men. That's how we play at work! Shhhh... Just don't @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek Yes. Kitchen not necessarily. Refrigerators, no gfci. Same with sump pump in basement. Don't want a nuisance trip and spoil your food or flood your basement. She does look like the type that would use bath salts too!

School Shrinks are so misunderstood

That's what the little rope wristlet is for:

"At the count of three I want everybody in the place to be To make some noise if ya down with me One, two, three Hit me with the horns Tony Keep makin' noise, keep makin' noise, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go now, here we go now, here we go now Here we go now, here we go now Here we go now, here we go now, here we go now Here we go now, here we go now Here we go, here we go, now listen: Cough cough... 2016... Cough cough. Sorry, had to clear my throat. Carry on. ? Ooops... I dropped something: @SlimShady'sGhost @Gugny

No. Jeff Spicoli isn't my type:

Studio... Version but how much closer to a live vibe can you get! In collaboration with Garcia and Kruetzmann... Some of the best lyrics ever written... Deep... "In another time's forgotten space Your eyes looked through your mother's face Wildflower seed on the sand and stone May the four winds blow you safely home Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew I'll tell you where the four winds dwell In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell It can ring, turn night to day It can ring like fire when you lose your way Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew God save the child who rings that bell I may have one good ring baby, you can't tell One watch by night, one watch by day If you get confused just listen to the music play Some come to laugh their past away Some come to make it just one more day Whichever way your pleasure tends If you plant ice you're gonna harvest wind Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew I'll tell you where the four winds sleep Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep Wildflower seed in the sand and wind May the four winds blow you home again Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew"

Uh... Tell that to the Donner Party... They will eat you alive:

Ooops. My bad. LoL Maybe it was the delivery... ? You sounded so serious!

I know what I am gonna post is strictly taboo according to the original post and rules about straying off topic of just posting spots. But just as you get that warm, fuzzy adorable feeling when people work together... So do I. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the Buffalo Bills and Hammer's Lot last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."

With my mind on the Croce thread and the mix up with Harry Chapin... Anybody mention:

And songs. Harry Chapin sang about flying (metaphor for getting high) in his taxi... But was killed in his VW by being rear-ended by a semi on the Long Island expressway. If you were playing baseball and up to bat... You would have struck out badly by taking three strong wiffs at the air... But not before fouling the pitcher off on 20 consecutive pitches. LoL... You were listening, but just couldn't put it all together. Kinda Nathan Peterson-esque. I'd put you on my roster! LoL... ?? Sucky bus drivers too.

I hate Illinois Nazis. Your grandmother drive around in heaven? Take Peter & God across heaven's Peace Bridge to play high stakes bingo.

Oh great... There goes the neighborhood! Anyway, I feel like:

My price just went up a 100% to $200 a shirt. The 3X, $218. These babies are gonna be collector items! LoL... Limited run! We need them signed and numbered by @SDS. We need these certified & verified. I don't want @Gugny devaluing them with some cheap Chinese knockoffs when these things get hotter than a Popeye's chicken sandwich!

Right on! BFLo was built for one thing. Everything else is grasping at straws. Here's a novel idea. Use grain elevators as grain elevators. We have grain elevators in Chicago. What the hell happened, they were invented in Buffalo... Or yeah... transportation, break in bulk is streamlined, automated... Ooops... Now we have to hitch our horses to an unsustainable tourism industry. Like the poster above said... A Fortune 500 company would go far towards sustainability... At least one! But, then again, I am not an economist. But... I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express in snowy Duluth, Minnesota one time where I had my economic epiphany! LMAO March on! Hit golf balls to F.Erie! I hate to be a naysayer... Because it really breaks my heart... I am really pulling for the nascent tourism industry. There is hope. They ski in Dubai... One of the hottest places on earth. We can surely hit golf balls during a Blizzard... And more hotel beds... I guess this helps with the bed problem. I know your joking... LoL...

Yes. He always did in Miami!

If anybody can't get one... I will sell you mine for a 100 bucks each BEFORE the game. Price goes up after game. Trust me (AND The Process®) Bills are going 19-0 and winning SB. Smart investment. I think @mead107 would agree with my business acumen. The only thing I think he'd try and change about that is he'd probably say I should accept MeadCoin on the transaction. Mead knows the Bills are going 19-0! He never questions my optimism! But, he can't fault me. I just don't understand this whole cryptocurrency thing all that well just yet. When in doubt, cash never lets Mead down!

Yes. The group I am going with has one. There's always one... LoL... My newly minted 21 year old son is going to Nashville. Don't be setting bad examples for him! These things are hard to reverse... Especially with today's youth. I think @plenzmd1 would agree... Don't be setting bad examples!

LoL... Hey wait... I see what you did here. LoL... Never. Humility is a virtue!

Baby... And shhhh... The lady behind the counter @ "Fry the Coop" had me genuinely scared of the hot chicken sandwich. LoL... And you weren't helping! ?

*DISCLAIMER: If you're overly sensitive of your Irish heritage, STOP reading right now! Press the "back button." If on an inferior Apple device and don't know what a back button is, just press the home button. If no home button, you're too dumb and really screwed. If you are overly sensitive to being proven wrong and shown "Ralph was NOT cheap", again STOP reading right this second and go back to whence you came! Just a wee bit of LAMP action here. Reminds me of my Irish neighbor back in Buffalo. Ralph would throw his "Buffalo Fan's Party" in Fort Lauderdale before the Bills game in Miami every year down there... Everything was gratis to Bills fans and it seemed things would surely get out of hand. Well Bills fans would get blitzed, DUH! I think it was the 2001 game we were down there... Well, neighbor friend gets loaded and almost falls into Intercoastal Waterway at Ralph's Bills fan party the night before Miami game. I grabbed him before he slipped between a boat and the wall/dock area... @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek would have been real proud. Saving the day, one old drunken Bills fan at a time since 2001! LoL... Anyway... My South Buffalo Irishman father inlaw is same way... Get a few in him and he's holding up lampposts! It is definitely a theme... That so much so, in 2007 I convinced my then Cub Scout son to build an "Irish Flyer" Pinewood Derby car since the race was being held on St.Patrick's Day (@ his mother's pleading to design around an Irish theme) that year. And true to form, the car was a looker, impressive, all Irish... All, first in show and glow... But NO go! First heat/race, my son sent it down the track w/great anticipation and BOOM! The "Irish Flyer" goes immediately off the rails and flies off the track like a drunken sailor on liberty (SEE: @Gugny ) WOW! VERY Uncanny! My son, till this day... Never takes my engineering advice! Dumb kid... LoL... But his Irish mother, still holds that car dear to her heart. Typical. Love the kid, not the F's, grades. She uses it every year as part of her St.Paddy's Day decoration. It's the only thing it can do, hold up the four wheels it sits on... Styled after a 1963, "Split-Window" Stingray. All show, no go. We learned very quickly not to hitch our ponies to a drunken Irishman and try to defend a Pinewood Derby Championship from the previous year... LoL... Fret not, things were squared back away for the 2008 racing campaign. Half the 2007 research and development team (my wife) was fired, shitcanned from giving any design input during subsequent years! "Trust the process" my azz!!! ?