ExiledInIllinois

His chauffeur swings by. ? ? Unfortunately, I will be here all week. Don't try the veal. It sucks.

I park as far away as possible. NEVER up front.

Here's a novel idea: Park next to a corral.

I don't mind it. Just clean your mess up. Going to work today was terrible on side streets. Get a pass at 0430. But, should be cleaned sometime today.

Please, no politics. ?

All our electronic thermometers are flashed in China ??. Just think if they are all calibrated low a few degrees. Notice... there are basically all the same model. You heard it first here! ? ? Only one answer. We need to calibrate and certify:

Great lyrics: "You will not be able to stay home, brother You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out You will not be able to lose yourself on skag And skip out for beer during commercials, because The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you By Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle And leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams, and Spiro Agnew To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal The revolution will not get rid of the nubs The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because The revolution will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance NBC will not be able predict the winner At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts The revolution will not be televised There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of Whitney Young Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit That he has been saving for just the proper occasion "Green Acres", "Beverly Hillbillies", and "Hooterville Junction" Will no longer be so damn relevant And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane On "Search for Tomorrow" Because black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day The revolution will not be televised There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news And no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Keys Nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash Engelbert Humperdinck, or The Rare Earth The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be right back After a message about a white tornado White lightning, or white people You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl The revolution will not go better with Coke The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath The revolution will put you in the driver's seat The revolution will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised The revolution will be no re-run, brothers The revolution will be live"

I just got a new Samsung phone. First one in 5 years. So, basically, it was wise NOT going with their 5G Galaxy???

Agree. I don't know how everybody was raised... But... I was always taught: "Make it easier for the next guy." Why not help out? Aldi charges 25 cents so they don't have to pay someone. That ain't right. Really? Cheap food for my fat azz is more important than keeping people working. Sorry. Charge me more. I will still help the kid out. Make their job easier. OH. Sorry. My posting style is a work in progress. ? ?.

Historically they used to have an arrow on helmet and an R with feathers for a short spell. They were in PC crisis even before it was PC???

We call them beanbags. Cornhole sounds dirty. LoL... ? ? It was even AutoCorrected with: Console.

COVID-19 is doing a hell of a job already.

Non-Diversity. What's 180° the other way? And... The answer is NOT "diversity." The answer is: "The shoe is just on the other foot." Trust me. I live it.

1971: For the slam dunk... "Dah, dah, dah, dah Rockets, moon shots Spend it on the have nots Money, we make it 'Fore we see it you take it Oh, make you wanna holler The way they do my life Make me wanna holler The way they do my life This ain't livin', this ain't livin' No, no baby, this ain't livin' No, no, no Inflation no chance To increase finance Bills pile up sky high Send that boy off to die Make me wanna holler The way they do my life Make me wanna holler The way they do my life Dah, dah, dah Dah, dah, dah Hang ups, let downs Bad breaks, set backs Natural fact is I can't pay my taxes Oh, make me wanna holler And throw up both my hands Yeah, it makes me wanna holler…" 50 ***** -ing years ago. 50! Still haven't learned.

/smh A Brownie is Scottish/English for an elflike character:

I am blabber mouth. LoL... And it wasn't exactly buried. I wear the badge proud.

Sure. But the very nature of the thread is. We are all supposed to say things that aren't true? But... I will honor the Suzy Sunshine thread. There is a lot going on. I will hide my head in sand here.

You forgot: ?? ?? They are NOT laughing with us but laughing AT us. Two sides of pride. One is a sin, other a virtue. Hopefully the virtue gets us through! Stay humble my fellow Americans! Our humility needs to shine through.

And to think. Probably built for about 10 grand new.

I have to make a correction. At Aldi, I leave the 25 cents on the parking lot, so they have to pay an employee to go get it. At least I am kicking in... If I ever do shop at Aldi. LoL... The name brand stuff is on par with other stores. It's just their store brand that is cheap.

You are most likely NOT gonna pick it up from objects according to the CDC current findings. Unless someone coughed all over it seconds earlier, the virus is weakening outside a human body. I think they are figuring this out now. It's being spread people to people. You'd get it in your digestive tract first than upper respiratory. I am not nearly as OCD as I was when we just didn't know. I probably wouldn't have complained, but agree with your other stuff.

It's my Saturday. Tomorrow Sunday. Then I work 0600-1800 on 7/5... Which is my "Monday."

What the hell is HARVEST pizza ? ?.

I always wanted to invent pop down skis for carts in Northern climates. Would work right? Turn your cart into a sled. Like the mechanism on those ladders in stores. I am such a blabber mouth. Now someone will make a zillion bucks in Buffalo and they can quit plowing parking lots.