I had my "vasses" snipped a while ago by Dr. Stopp (for real): Dr. Stopp
After the anesthesia, lying on my back, I actually propped myself up on my elbows and watched. It was pretty cool!
The only embarassing part was when I came back a few weeks later with my specimen. When I open the bag the bottle had opened and the specimen was ... oh never mind, use your imaginatioin!
Anyway, I went home and got the wife's help so I could go back to work. She went to the doctor's office, and with pursed lips, pointed at her mouth and said "Where you wannit?"
You can decide which part of this story is not true. Almost all of it is!