Two priests die and are at the Pearly Gates to Heaven
St Peter says "no room for you now, I'll send you back for a couple days, and you can be whatever you want
Priest 1 says "I want to fly like a bird" And he is off flying
Priest 2 says "For once in my life, I want to be a STUD!
Couple days later, God asks St Peter where are the two priests
St Peter says "No clue, one priest is flying around, the other priest is in Buffalo in a snow tire