Jauronimo

Don't worry. It will only feel like 14 hours.

Technically, both.

Yup. Every missile is intercontinental if you're close enough.

Who the hell is Zuckerberg?

That's what the Winklevoss twins said right before Justin Timberlake gave them the old reach around.

Well that would be pretty sweet. Think we could book them? EDIT: Nevermind, thought I was still in the Easter-420 thread.

He's been doing his best EII impression of late and somehow offering serious yet utterly nonsensical replies to even the most obviously sarcastic posts. Its remarkable.

I skipped around, watched about 15 minutes of it. If you have watched it, even 5 minutes of it, and found it to be compelling then I think we should talk about a few business ventures that I think you'll be VERY interested in.

I'm willing to consider the idea. But I read the transcript from the Heller testimony, watched the video and hes a total crack pot. Basically none of his information had anything to do with what he learned while serving as Canada's Scout Master General. Its equivalent to the head of the CIA presenting a bunch of **** he read on the internet. The Russian documentary about aliens corroborates nothing of what Medvedev said, which I can only guess was a joke or a terrible translation. I got my hopes up for nothing.

This guy didn't leave anything out. Aliens, Bilderbergers, illumati, bankers, blood for oil, boston marathon, 9/11, the only thing he didn't touch on was Da Vinci code ****.

Can someone provide a few links to these allusions by government officials to the existence of extraterrestrial life? I haven't seen these stories in the news and the best I could find was this.

Who knows? Wouldn't logic dictate that the 9th best player is always worth taking with the 9th overall pick? You don't get to save it for next year. Any trade back theoretically yields a package more or less equal to the value of the 9th pick. You have a 3 options: 1. pick a player, 2. trade your pick, or 3. pass and move back with no consideration. Options 1 and 2 should be of comparable value unless one party is the New Orleans Saints. Option 3 is just silly.

Black Sheep Boy and Don't Fall In Love With Everyone You See are my favorite albums of theirs. They play a great live show if you ever get the opportunity.

Isn't there still some premium associated with watching the QB's (gag) blind side? Or do I base most of my football knowledge off of movies and bubblegum wrappers?

Okkervil isn't exactly new by my definition. They just released a new(er) album, but they've been doing it for more than 15 years.

They really missed a golden opportunity with the headline. I would have chosen from: 99 Problems But a Dick Ain't One No Chainz Emasculation Proclamation

Thats at most a ploy for attention. Wake me up when he cuts his dick off and jumps off a building then we can upgrade him to "tentative cry for help".

How does that contradict anything I've said? Both sides of the aisle were on board.

I thought it ended with "Swag On, Dabo". I hear Chad "C Roc" Kelly is playing in Moncton this weekend, if you're interested.

No matter how badly you get smacked and your arguments ripped apart, you still return a day or two later as arrogant as ever. Its remarkable. Do I need to get out the vacuum again, dog?

Was that part of the latest CBA? Sounds a little strange to me. Do you have a link?

He's in charge now. End of discussion.

I think if we traded Clemson a 7th round pick we could probably get Chad and that red shirt freshman running back. Maybe even a walk on guy for depth.

Clearly, I !@#$ing did. You conveniently omitted the part where these practices began under the Clinton admin and the people who really should have been hip to the game, staunch republicans Raines and Waters, were all in until the **** hit the fan. This wasn't a case of the Bush admin just looking the other way but a real bipartisan !@#$ up of the highest order. When you factor in stupid homebuyers, predatory lending practices, rating agency incompetence, the revival of the CDS, AIG deciding to take the same side of the bet 900 times over, and Wall St.'s game of musical toxic assets, you have the perfect cluster !@#$. Posting factoids about what happens in the advanced stage of an asset bubble is meaningless in assigning blame. Causality.

When did that begin? Who was running the GSE's and banking millions in bonuses based on the number of mortgages issued? Who defended these practices until the music stopped? This whole ****-storm was hardly the Bush admin's brainchild and pet project.