Jauronimo

Security is too much fun. He communicates with the grace of a man who is missing a chromosome and ballroom dancing with a wheelbarrow full of roadkill while wearing roller skates, he's a constant victim of his own irony, he desperately needs our approval, and yet he still claims the intellectual high ground. The perfect twit. No matter how badly he gets embarrassed he will return volley with some weak **** about how I must be one of them low earners if I don't think "dat we shuuuuddd kill all the haaaajjjjjiiiis" totally oblivious to the implications of such a reality.

I'm pretty sure if I went out with my douchey finance acquaintances and started bragging about how I'm making them low 6 figs they'd either laugh in my f@#$ing face or, out of genuine concern, ask me if I needed to borrow money. And these are the ones who are just turning 30. Not the guys with 20 years in the game.

Posts in favor of "eradicating" Muslims. Gets offended by name calling.

Generally speaking, I've found that people who actually earn don't feel nearly as compelled to announce it to the world as those who don't.

There's Security playing the salary card again. Hes a big swinging dick in the world of information technology. Highly impressive.

Gatorman's evil twin.

I give Schwartzy a lot of credit. This defense is considerably better under Schwartz than it was under Pettine and it was pretty solid last year.

That **** might fly in that dog and pony show you call the National Areospace Safety Administration but in the NFL that type of crap gets you an express pass to the commissioner's exempt list. Just ask Greg Hardy

As an experienced MLB manager, i have no doubt hes qualified to land a spacecraft on and blow up a celestial body, but do you really think he can coach a football team?

I'm surprised this mission isn't getting more pub given the stakes here. If the Rosetta's crew isn't able to blow this thing up, we're all screwed.

Totally.

Big question is would you let him use your shower?

Trade Sammy to Clemson for Chad Kelly, a 2nd round pick, and a backup RB!!

Jimmy "Prescient" Johnson. He made these remarks over 20 years ago, according to the OP.

I know a guy who took those pills and now he and his wife sit in matching bath tubs at sunset almost every night and hold hands. I don't really see the connection but they seem happy.

Jimmy Nostrajohnson

What does PFF have to say about organizational structure?

I want to say that you have a lot left to live for but I can't lie to you anymore.

Since when is 45 pass attempts the same as throwing 100 fastballs? Do I just need to accept this in good faith?

The HC doesn't hire the GM. I know thats central theme to most of your opinions as you are wont to blame Marrone for personnel decisions, but the HC does not hire the GM. Pettine courted Cleveland as much as they pursued him. I don't recall any other teams calling about Pettine. He is a head coach because no one else would take the Cleveland job.

A first round QB is the key to success in the NFL. Just ask the 20 teams who entered the year with a QB drafted in the first round.

Addition by omission.

Everyone knows the best way to get rich is to win the lottery. I find it comical that so many people choose not to win the lottery. Similarly having a top 5 QB is the best way for sustained success in the NFL. Why doesn't Buffalo get a top 5 QB? Its mind boggling.

In the Rochester area, Tournedos at the Inn on Broadway is where its at. Dry aged bone in ribeye.

Then you'll have no trouble proving it.