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1-0 Europe over Canada in the World Cup of Hockey not Soccer 2016!!

Halftime Reflections and Deep Thoughts: 3 for 9 but on the bright side, Tannehill isn't completing passes to the opposing defense either. #Uncatchable AJ Green will be hard pressed to exceed 8 catches, 123 yards and 1 TD in the second half. I still have no idea whether Lady Gaga is attractive but, officially, yes, yes I would. #ConfusedBonersAndHatsOfMeat Go Team Europe! The sexual tension between Jim Nantz and Phil Simms is reaching Buck-Aikman levels. #JustKissAlready

Nugent wangos ze tango on the way to a 13 - 7 lead. Cam Wake, Mario, and Ndamukong seem to be freaked out and nervous to touch Andy Dalton. Sources overheard the following exchange: Suh: He's the whitest mother@#$er I've ever seen. Wake: He smells like mayonnaise. Williams: Like head to toe. He's covered with them. What're they called? Freckles....what the f#@$ is a freckle?!?!?! Wake: That contagious? Kiko: Ya'll gonna be morgan freeman lookin' maf#@$%ers.

This AJ Green guy is having a monster night. Better get on the waiver wire first thing tomorrow and try to pick him up in your fantasy leagues cause the word is out!

I've got to wonder about Cinci's offensive game plan which seems to be predicated on getting the ball to their best player, AJ Green. I have got to believe Miami is expecting it yet Cincinnati continues to target Green. Its a weird strategy for sure. UPDATE: Green did just score a TD but lets see how this plays out in the second half.

Howard does his best McKelvin impression and lets AJ Green pluck a 40 yard pass off his helmet.

He's no latter Chas Rheingold.

@AdamSchifter 5m Andy Dalton says he's not at all worried about playing under the lights tonight since he's wearing SPF 95. Dontaze Burfict on playing his first game of the season: "Ya, I'm a little anxious but after I get out there and take my first personal foul and I'm in the game it will all settle down for me. I just got to play my game."

Preview: The Dolphins are determined to turn this season around and have dedicated this season to the memory of Joe Philbin (may he RIP) but will it be enough to overcome the red hot hair of Andy Dalton and the lukewarm Bungles? While underdogs tonight, theres a lot going for the Phins. According to most experts, Tannehill is expected to make considerable strides in 2012. Four years later, I've got to believe he's due. Also, they added Mario Williams to an already formidable defensive line that some critics have described as "groin stompingly good" and "not that overrated" which can only mean big things this year. On the other side of the field, the Bengals have got to be encouraged that this is a regular season game rather than a postseason game. However, it is a primetime game so its anybody's guess.

He's like a more eloquent Eddie Lacy. #ChinaFood

Larry Fitzgerald 6'3" Michael Floyd 6'3" Jaron Brown 6'2"

In my experience on TBD, I have seen amazing extrapolations from the most basic of source texts. Some posters here are looking for insights which simply are not there and then narratives are born. Hypothetical example: Astro reports that "Karlos and Taylor weren't on the same page in camp today". Some wingnut poster decides that this means Karlos is struggling with the play book. I've seen this type of thing too many times to count.

I haven't read through the whole thread, but isn't it true that Karlos' suspension DOES NOT begin until he has signed with another team?

Buying the Buffalo Bills for starters. Need I go on?

Which just muddies the issue with deferred revenue and tax obligations, unless you're using contra assets (read: liabilities!!). Its all highly irregular.

I think the question here that still hasn't been answered to anyone's satisfaction (if it has, sorry, I missed it) is whether Karlo's suspension began week 1 of the 2016 NFL season when he wasn't on an NFL roster OR does it begin when he signs with a team??? El Pegual has been known to thumb his nose at the CBA before and slip some fast ones past Goodel and Co. before.

No. There can be only ONE!!! If this is a joke, then clearly I am not in on this one as it whizzed right past me.

Incorrect.

Lets exhume Romo first and see what the worms have left. Then we can talk about whether we want to sign his corpse for a year.

Yes, you are correct. If my memory serves me, his step mom has been trying to get rich off the Rambo movie series for years so he added a second last name in honor of the late Gary Coleman.

Who rapes a thumb? Honestly? I guess we can add thumb rape to the list of shady s@$# going on in Fawkesboro.

I don't see how rephrasing your tired post, which I totally understood the first time, will help you comprehend anything I've written, but feel free to continue embarrassing yourself.

I generally agree with your point but I will add the qualifier hnnnnghh.

Wth is so hard to understand about the inherent irony of a Patriots fan talking about how he wants to see a good clean game? If you really want to see a good clean game, then you've picked the wrong team.