Jauronimo

You need a new OBGYN or a new phrase book.

Thats a very interesting story because my uncle has a lot of blood in his stool.

You can't give a guy like Blake Bortles 2:48 to work with. Maybe 2:36 but NOT 2:48. Pats f@#$ed up big time.

Guys, its ok. Bortles gets the ball back with 2:48.

They can't over turn this. Can they? Its going to be overturned isn't it?

Its definitely time to panic.

Hackett was responsible for Spiller's eating disorder and turning EJ into a pacifist. He used to pump Morrisey into EJ's helmet rather than give him the play call.

Sounds like Romo just sharted.

Bortles missed an opportunity there.

Bledsoe as honorary captain has to be a bad omen.

Yes it was. Now we see if Jax can establish the run game.

The End of the F@#$ing World The term dark comedy doesn't do this show justice. This show is twisted. 3 episodes in and really enjoying it.

I would argue that winning a 6th cheapens the previous 5.

Yes they are. No different from you and I.

Samuel L Jackson?

Sorry, I was just excited to beat you and Yolo to a link for once. The score is now 1 - 37,982. #Comeback

Old news!

DiBella's godfather is my favorite by a mile.

It usually does. The first time you get high-crotched or butt dragged around the room typically lets a guy know where he stands on the whole Kinsey Scale, from what I've heard. And those are just beginner moves in a sport where you are awarded points for how much of your thumb you jam in another man's rectum (1 knuckle 1 point, 2 knuckles 2 points).

I'm surprised that repetitive blows to the head are bad for a person. Does this mean that Whaley is vindicated?

You have to remember that the average American has yards per carry under 2. Less than 2 ypc is putrid. And that doesn't even factor in yards after contact which was basically 0. In the super bowl era, the average American's all purpose yards per season is under 200!!!! Thats the right, the average American isn't even a contributor on special teams!!!! Given the context, I'd say the average American is getting fairly comped. You got an issue with it, take it up with the NFLPA not my man Shady.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/01/18/bill-belichick-nick-saban-friendship-relationship-patriots-alabama-browns?utm_campaign=themmqb&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social Scroll down to January 2000. I didn't see it posted so my apologies for redundancy.

You're right. He is just as credible as everyone else who has called the crash, exposed the Ponzi scheme, and cried "Scam!" for the last 8 years. Within the next 2-5 years the same scams are going to be part of his 401k. Your wealth manager will be recommending 5% allocations to crypto to diversify risk and boost performance.

Terminal short. You should ride it all the way down to the good life. Let us know when you've got skin in the game.

Totally. That reminds me of the time that my buddy, while stoned out of his mind, spread a bunch of peanut butter between his butt cheeks. He crab walked around the whole house whistling before that dumb bastard finally remembered his dog had been hit by a car the week before!!! His parents had to hose him off in the backyard. Hilarious!!!