Jauronimo

Shakir doesn't have enough reps to even establish a baseline. He will need at least 2 full seasons before we have an idea of what the mean is in terms of his production.

I am in no way upset or outraged.

Just when I thought that we couldn't sink any lower than pinning our hopes to Chase Claypool, Brandon Beane goes out and does a thing like this and..... TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!! Homerun of a signing!!!! And I actually thought that I couldn't love this group anymore than I did yesterday. But here we are. Quieter. Deeper. Harder.

But its Buffalo, singular, Bills not Buffaloes Bill. Multiple Buffaloes is just confusing.

Listen, the less I see of these guys, the less tangible evidence I have that they will produce, the more I love them and nothing you can say will change that. We silently got great, end of story.

Its a shame that 2 4th quarter comebacks in a span of 60 seconds are just a footnote. That should have been his moment. Now its just the second biggest "what could have been" in franchise history.

I like that there's a video of all his TDs and its over an hour long. Dating back to 2007, when Trent Edwards replaced JP Losman, the Buffalo Bills have had 13 different starting QBs who have combined for a total of 483 total TDs (regular season and playoffs). Josh Allen has 246 of those in 5.5 seasons which is more than the previous 11.5 seasons. Fitz (82), Tyrod (65), Edwards (28), Manuel (23), Orton (19), Losman (8), Thad Lewis (5), Barkley (3), Peterman (3), Tuel (1), Anderson (0), Brohm (0), and Cassel (0).

Can we hire a board therapist? I'm generally interested in what this says about the fanbase. "My fondest memories are also my saddest"

Weird

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh." - Shrimply Pibbles

This team looked like the pit has not been fed in 6 months.

So we should be the better rested team instead of gassing out in the 4th quarter!!

I think we can all agree that this was the worst thing we've ever witnessed. Not a lot of positives today. But the silver lining is that there is a lot to complain about.

Gore Jr runs a lot like his old man. Not very fast.

Is this the worst loss in the McDermott era? I'll hang up now and wait for your comments.

I doubt it was Stefon Diggs but it literally could be anyone.

Its just one game but I think at this point it is safe to say that Buechele is no longer in the competition for starting QB. Its a 2 man race now, people. May the best man win.

Maddy Glab spent the offseason getting 6 inches shorter. Gotta admire the work she put in.

The hellhound?

Buechele took a really poor angle on that one and the form on that tackle attempt was pathetic. What are they teaching these guys in camp? Total lack of fundamentals.

This team looks like crap. Pure crap, I say! Fire a coordinator! Doesn't matter which one, just do it.

He could be our new Jordan Matthews. I think he would be really reproductive in this offense when the weather gets cold.

But nickname threads are always a hit...

I would take up smoking and then give that up. I am also willing to give up church.