Jauronimo

That was a roller coaster.

Imagine citing highschool accomplishments at any time after highschool. Boss: Jauronimo we need to discuss your performance. You are clearly distracted during meetings and not putting in the extra time needed to excel in this position. We think it may be due to the amount of time you spend on a Buffalo Bills message board. J: If I wasn't working hard enough then why was I president of the math club back in JR high? This is laughable. You should have seen my grades in college. Boss: I don't see the relevance. J: I have worked hard my whole life because I am 6'1". Boss: WTF are you talking about? What does your height have to do with your work ethic? J: I no longer feel appreciated in this role and would like to discuss a pay raise at the soonest opportunity.

He looks healthy. Its amazing how fast these guys shed serious weight when they stop playing ball.

Unscheduled press conferences are next level embarrassing. RGme was big on those. Dude is going to need to grow some much thicker skin and quickly.

He was responding to a post about Jamarcus.

After Jan 6th your average Thin Blue Line, authoritarian, MAGA bootlicker is sounding an awful lot like an aspiring ACLU, social justice crusader.

Needs more acronym.

Tampa getting old, fat, and injured is an interesting strategy.

I do not expect we will be seeing a lot of stacked boxes this year.

It was only a matter of time before our children were attracted to robots but the finger breaking kink surprises me.

Do you think the Buffalo Bills would be better off come playoff time with last year's defense with better stats inflated by a soft schedule or this year's defense with the additions of a healthy Tre White, Von Miller, Phillips, Lawson, Elam but worse stats from playing a tougher schedule? You know what, don't even answer that.

A few years ago we were OVER THE MOON because our starting QB was throwing passes OVER THE MIDDLE.

I'm not like the other girls. I drink beer and wear a backward hat.

Suing AAU basketball refs is a lucrative business.

Can you wear it to the home opener against TEN? I am bringing very different karma to that game.

A storybook ending to a hall of fame career. He comes back to Buffalo, changes positions back to TE, and has a career resurgence. He goes on to play 5 more years and breaks all of Lee Smiths records for touchdowns and receiving yards en route to winning 4 super bowls.

I don't think people's genders are tied to their continuing participation on TBD.

Yes.

A cautionary tale. When you don't check your units you wind up with little people trodding on your henge.

Not everything can be explained by math and science. Sometimes you need to have faith that Allen threw the ball across the English Channel.

Time to switch to reality TV. George Bush put him in jail so the PED list should be a cake walk.

Donate money to the causes of our critics to prove to ourselves that we aren't low class jerks?

Heres one article that touches on the CBA and less time to develop players. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2463172-lack-of-offensive-line-development-in-nfl-falls-on-league-coaches

As long as his mobility is there, I don't care if he comes to play with a 1990s QB gut and dad bod. I think a little extra padding is good for overall durability. Allen has said the heavier he gets the fast he has gotten. I'm thinking at about 295 he could break a 4.0 40 yard dash if my math is correct.