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Jauronimo

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  1. I suspect circumcision but I can't say I really remember it very well.
  2. His athleticism has declined to the point where all the ayahuasca and toad serum in his system had better give him glimpses into the future.
  3. Hopefully he has figured out the correct leverage for that assignment.
  4. Seems unlikely that Phins will repeat as AFC East September Champions in 2025-2026. It was a hell of a run for them.
  5. If there's one thing McDermott hates, its injuries. Nothing lands you in his doghouse faster than getting hurt. I heard McD used to prank call Baylon Spector at 3AM "is your refrigerator running? Good luck catching it you injured piece of s@#$!"
  6. Mostly because people thought he was from the ultra devout Baptist family from 18 Kids and Counting. He lost a lot of popularity once people figured out thats actually the DuggAr family and none of them are black. And for those who didn't realize the mistake, there was that whole incestuous child molestation thing that really turned people off.
  7. Our window is based on Allen and Allen only. I don't know how his game will translate into his late 30s. He is so big and strong that I think he could continue to have the ability to escape the pass rush even as his speed and quickness decline similar to Big Ben but does that mean he will be able to roll out to the right and deliver off schedule dimes as he's so accustomed? I don't think any QB makes it into their 40s without playing primarily from the pocket.
  8. But if they haven't seen Rocky and Rocky II they will be completely lost! This is reckless advice.
  9. Missing out on 5 hours of pure nut scratching, seed spitting, occasional action!
  10. I'm glad I saw this post. Looks like I can unplug the toaster and bring it back downstairs to the kitchen.
  11. I could give the officials a pass for one of those spots as I thought they were extremely close and I think they actually went with the spirit of the review rule. BUT, they consistently spotted us short all game leading to several 4th and shorts that shouldn't have happened, giving the Chiefs more opportunities to prepare, and the officials haven't been bothered with the "clear and obvious" criteria in years and frequently overturn calls over a blade of grass level of precision. How do you not give us one of the tossups calls?
  12. I don't even care. Maybe they can win the meaningless matchup this season and we can take the the one that matters?
  13. Would you say he's he not involved enough?
  14. I do not want to, but yet I manage.
  15. Whenever you have the opportunity to take "a little waterbug" scat back in the first round, you take it.
  16. And then when he got back from his 3 game suspension he was being outplayed by FredEx. He had already been hit with a 3 game suspension. The next one was going to be a big one.
  17. Most of us pay for the premium version which is ad free. The poors deservedly get spammed with ads for compost funerals and corpse wood chippers. Safe to say if you can't afford premium you're not likely to be buried in a fancy padded box. Human mulch it is.
  18. He epitomizes "low positive"
  19. What are the odds of that?
  20. His backup Oline steam rolled our Dline in the playoffs.
  21. Playing scared would be abandoning the QB sneak, which was automatic all year, because it was stopped once. We run any other play and get stopped and all offseason people will be screaming about not running the QB tush push and how thats a fireable offense for both Brady and McD.
  22. I continue to give this pressing "issue" all of the attention that it deserves. Its on my list right behind litter boxes in school bathrooms and immigrants eating our pets. But by all means, continue jumping through hoops and taking the rage bait whenever available. Good monkey.
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