BringBackFergy

^^ Ditto what Mead said.

Dearest Diary - Well there ya have it...okay? I mean I deserved this promotion right? Okay? Obviously others may feel more qualified but I have brought success to that offensive line like no other before me. Interim Head Coach Doug Marrone...I like the sound of that, okay? In fact, in the next few months it will be Head Coach and General Manager of THE Jaxsonville Jaguars. Obviously, we didn't end up where we wanted to be record wise (lol)...and don't tell anyone but I may have called some zone blocking schemes that weren't entirely appropriate for the opponent we faced...but this is my own little House of Cards and damn it...I deserve the office with the leather chair rather than the cubicle with the folding card table chair in this joint. Now I get the big office, the janitor that says hi to me a lot and the 85 year old receptionist....lol...that ****'s gonna change and quick, okay? I have to go put a deposit down on a new Range Rover and some new duds. Your (Interim) Head Coach - DM

Saint Doug needs to perform one more miracle this week...needs to beat the Titans to keep our playoff hopes alive. Everyone say 10 Hail Dougies.

But the Chiefs didn't have to play the Browns. We almost ran the score up on them but EJ couldn't get it in for a TD. So pumped for next season!!!

My sources tell me Hamilton, ONT just approved a $1 billion stadium project.

But we beat the Browns.

I get a kick out of all the Rex love after we manhandled the Browns. Great win team!!!!!

We beat a JV team from St Mary's School for the Blind. Maybe our "team" should have thought about circling the wagons when it mattered (Week 1, Jets game, Dolphins game, Raiders and Steelers). Other than that...yayyyyyyy, we won!!!

Dougy!!!!! He's salivating and ready to run on 1st and 2nd down.

Hell yeah!!! and while we're at it...have the Pegulas sell the team to Jon Bon Jovi....he has our best interests at heart.

Great show. Haven't listened to him in a few years. The people who call in and argue with his "personalities" make the show.

Yes I'm concerned with you keeping your mancard....not only did you marry a Pats fan...you let her laugh at you and your team. Tsk tsk.

Whaaaaaa? What about "Don't let him leave the room?" Russ will be crushed.

What a piece of shiit....should be locked up for years. Dude in the #08 jersey is bigger than the scum that punched her...he does nothing to help her. Wtf?

Take the "Tyrod is" and move it to the start of the thread title.

Dear Diary - An old Chinese wise man once said "man who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with stinky finger" and I guess the Pegulas now understand it was better to keep me (the itchy butthole) than to have a stinky finger (Rex Ryan and his crew). What a joke these guys are. I still read the Buffalo Bills news and have to say, they will be lucky to win another game this year with that defense and the little fella they call a QB. ​I have singlehandedly trained Bortles (I call him by his last name as a sign of affection) to evade pressure. I have also devised a blocking scheme that allows LB's to come in untouched in a way that gives Bortles room to roam. My play designs and schemes are ready for the "big stage" and my agent says I will have my choice of landing spots: Possibly Cincinatti, NY Jets, Rams, or the Bills. Why don't I want to coach the Jags you may ask...well like the cowboy in the movie "Shane" or Clint Eastwood in that movie where he played a reverend, I will ride off into the sunset because "my work here is done". Just look at my running offense and you'll see why. But the biggest attraction to coming back to Buffalo is so I can work a fourth miracle. The fans all liked me, I was paid good money, and this may well be my time to take the big leap to a Playoff appearance. So as they say in the biz...I'm shuffling off to Buffalo. Will keep you posted on my progress... Obviously yours...okay? Doug

Joe Buscaglia's hot takes are really profound: "Shady is a "good" player" "Rex made a "bad" call" "Dareus is quite "big"

#tubogoo

To be fair, we have 28 coaches (Rob counts as two)

If Tyrod tears an ACL we're all !@#$ed. Bench him on this inconsequential nonsense.

A Wonderlic score above 15 is by no means the sole attribute we should look for in a QB...arm strength, height, speed, footwork are all important when taken together with a decent Wonderlic score (or as others have said...the ability to recognize a defense pre and post snap). Fitzy was trained at Harvard (not sure you knew that) and has been a backup his whole life. So while he does have the intellectual criteria, he always lacked the arm strength and the QB coaching that a younger "franchise QB" will get on a team. Carr, Prescott, Wilson, etc have all been trained from Day 1 by their respective teams (Prescott more of a trial by fire given Romo's injuries). A good example is Matt Ryan or Matt Stafford...tall, nice arm, quick release, decent intelligence and have been trained to recognize defensive looks for their teams from day one. Tyrod, on the other hand, is a gym rat, fast as lightning and has a strong arm...but he has never been the starter so he relies what has gotten him this far (scrambling and looking for "throwing lanes"). His ability to read defenses is suspect. He literally has to roll out (mostly to the right) to find a throwing lane because he can't throw over a 6' 6" lineman unless the O line makes a lane for him to throw through. He plays smaller than Russ Wilson or Drew Brees. Add the Wonderlic score to all this and you can make the argument that he can't process certain scenarios as quick as other QB's.

#fakenewsabounds

Not just for the combine but for free agent visits as well. That way, when Tyrod visited OBD and they put the VR goggles on him, they would have seen him start sprinting on the little VR treadmill after two seconds in the pocket.