BringBackFergy

Good for him. Schopp is a pompous doooooosh and Bulldog is a slobbery lap dog that breathes too loud into the microphone.

I think we could get a 4th or 5th round pick for Peterman.

Daboll trying to outsmart his opponent. I’m don’t want him fired either...but he doesn’t have the right horses in the barn to be passing all game.

After 461 references to him/demands that he be brought back on here in the past 3 months, the possibility that I was being sarcastic is quite high.

That just looks painful.

It’s not part of the uniform. Let’s say a WR had a wooden leg and a CB tackled him and his leg came off. That isn’t a penalty. The WR chose to play with a wooden leg. Same idea.

Hair products typically leave a “sticky” residue on the hands (mousse, hair gel)...that should have helped him.

It’s the hair damn it!!

Taller guys at WR can’t handle longer hair. Too much weight. As for Gurley, I had him on fantasy three years ago and he was a bust. Not a HOFer.

And on offense you would suggest??

Long hair is cool on some guys, but it has no place in this game. Huge distraction. I’d wager to say there isn’t one “Hall of Fame” type player that had to muss with their hair in between plays (except for Sammy Watkins..he’ll be HOF first ballot)

You guys remember Brandon O’Reilly? He was good.

If it wasn’t long that would have been a 1st down. No need for a gentleman’s agreement in the first place.

I have a full head of hair from left to right.

You may think this is just a complaint or a “hot take” but this is a serious gripe - long hair/dreds/locks/corn rows etc do nothing but invite defenders to pull you down quick or interfere with your ability to concentrate on the game. . Here’s the data: 1) Chris Ivory was yanked down and unable to pick up a first down (which he could have attained if he had shorter hair). As I recall, that was a drive we needed. 2) Clowney was neutralized in this game and, in fact, jumped off sides a few times probably because his hair may have been in the way. 3) Ray Ray McCloud has really nice hair - but it didn’t help him concentrate on the kickoff or the lost punt. 4) Kelvin Benjamin??? One major league catch and 20 other drops or slow routes. He fails to block for fear of messin’ up his hair (or so it seems). I’m at wits end. Draftees next year should have manageable hair so the players don’t have to worry about it. They should concentrate on football.

*This thread is no longer contributing to the conversation because even Hellen Keller knows Benjamin is a slug. Please re-title your thread to state “Kelvin Benjamin is a slug “. Thanks. * -

We need to design “Gatekeeper” T-shirt’s for next year’s opener.

Or they’re playing the old “I really can’t trade him for a third round pick...he’s too valuable. But for a second rounder? Give us a call”

Amen Geoff!!!!

Well played McBeane...well played.

My daughter’s modified field hockey team is 4-1-1. This Tuesday they are home against a team that is 2-4 (currently on a three game losing streak). Bovada has the over/under at 1 1/2 goals. I’m taking the overs.

Relates to Jallen because....well...it just does.

I’m a little bit country

I’d join you Mead but gonna smoke some ribs Sunday at home. Have fun and say Hi to PJ for me.

Wild Bill Cody of course!! Excuse Mead’s grammar...he’s retired - but makes a mean Stromboli.