Allow me to be racist for a second: "I can picture you right now, in your brownstone apartment, with NPR playing in the background. You probably just finished reading a memoir on Descartes or Jung, and you came across this thread. You poured yourself a cup of Earl Grey (seeped perfectly at 6 1/2 minutes), broke open a fresh pack of Lorna Doones and stretched your fingers on your keyboard. You then walked into your bedroom closet, set out your clothes for the day and found your favorite loofah and organic bath wash ready to take a celebratory shower. You won the internet today!!!"