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Funny Things You Have Done to Avoid Someone
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall
When my son played middle school basketball, there was this guy who was always heading off to the concession stand, but he must have had a really weak stomach, because then he'd be off to the bathroom, too. Poor guy might have had early onset dementia, because after he wandered off, he'd forget that he had been sitting with me. I felt sorry for the guy, so sometimes I'd go out of my way to go find him after he wandered off and try to be his friend, but sometimes I'd act like I didn't know where he went and just avoid him. I try to be a better man these days. -
Shortly after the Bills pick was announced, the telecast cut to a view of the Bills "war room." Nobody was smiling, and the body language was not upbeat. No way to be sure, but I think the Bills might have been unhappy when Williams, the last highly rated, run stuffing, 1T DT got selected by Baltimore at pick # 28. Of course Beane publicly said that he was happy that the Bills selected Hairston. It may well be true that they had a 1st round grade on him, and we certainly needed a CB. But my guess is they were actually hoping for Williams after DTs Grant, Harmon and Nolen were gone.
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Who's on your Mt. Rushmore of NFL Safeties?
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead replied to BillsPride12's topic in Off the Wall
It's a good thing Mark Kelso wasn't a Hall of Famer. His helmet wouldn't fit on the mountain. -
Fergy’s Draft Analysis 4.0 (2025)
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead replied to BringBackFergy's topic in The Stadium Wall
This is definitely an improvement on Fergy's Draft Analysis 3.0. Where are you getting the inside scoop? -
Was there ever a sport you tried you weren’t good at?
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall
Have you considered free diving for pearls? -
It might hit the moon instead of earth: https://www.space.com/the-universe/asteroids/city-killer-asteroid-2024-yr4-could-hit-the-moon-instead-of-us-scientists-say But here's the more troubling part of the above article: "So far, astronomers have only observed 2024 YR4 using telescopes on Earth, and they've estimated its size by measuring the amount of light that bounces off the asteroid. But this is a fairly imprecise estimate. Instead, JWST will measure the heat emitted from the asteroid itself, which will create a much clearer picture of the asteroid's size and surface composition."
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Further study of the asteroid's orbit has increased the calculated risk of earth impact in 2032 to 2.3 %: https://time.com/7225374/do-you-need-to-worry-about-asteroid-2024-yr4-hitting-earth/
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Remember when all we had to do to beat the Patriots one year was down a kickoff in the end zone, so Leodis McKelvin ran it out, fumbled the ball away, and the Patriots beat us for the umpteenth straight time? Incredibly, the genius later said that if he could do it all over again, he would STILL run out of the end zone with the ball. If he got elected to Congress, he would raise the average IQ of our current representatives: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ufo-moving-underwater-republican-rep-tim-burchet/
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2. And to prove that's not a lucky guess: If the bouncer said "57" - - the correct response would be "6" BTW, jersey numbers 12 and 6 are worn by WRs on the Baltimore Ravens practice squad: https://www.baltimoreravens.com/team/players-roster/ If they get called up for the game, Benford might have to cover them.
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Nightmare College Professor Stories you have
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall
Captain Kirk would be proud of you - - you beat the Kobayashi Maru scenario: https://www.startrek.com/videos/watch-star-trek-ii-the-wrath-of-khan-how-kirk-passed-the-kobayashi-marus-no-win-scenario -
Whether or not the entire movie was any good, what opening scenes did you find most memorable? I've got 2 - both had great music that perfectly set the mood for the visuals: 1. 1st Top Gun - - fighter jets taking off at dawn - - with "Danger Zone" playing in the background; and 2. Chariots of Fire - - a British track team running barefoot on the beach to Vangelis' score. Whatcha got?
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Epenesa Does Good Eventually
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It's what the native Indians called Wisconsin before the first settlers arrived.