There is a sucker born every minute.
Remember the mods shut down the other thread because the poster said "they" were going to Chop House for a steak and then to Shea's for Lion King...Mods can see where you are posting from, which for the OP, was not in Buffalo.
So if you're one to lie about your SUPER BORING evening plans, why should anyone take you remotely seriously about anything else?
With respect to integrity, you either have it or you don't.