1) Miami - 0 for the '70s, weak fan base, constantly fellated by the media, gay logo and unis.
2) Washington - They're the "local" team, Dan Snyder, fair weather fans, annoying relatives.
3) Pittsburgh - An intangible I can't quite put my finger on dating back to the '70s, Cowher (until recently), why only one logo on their helmet??
4) Dallas - The whole "America's Team" schtick...arrogant and annoying. Having to watch them every Thanksgiving, fair weather fans.
5) New England - (Just recently passed Oakland on this list), constant knob slobbing of Belicheck, Brady, and Bruschi by the media who treat them like they're the founding fathers of Mensa, nonexistent fans who treated them like the 4th option behind the Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins until this recent Patsy run of success.
5a) Oakland - Al Davis, fans who belong behind bars.
Note: NJ Jets were never up there but are rising up the charts due the nauseating "Man-genius" BS. Their arrogant in-your-face fans don't help either....doesn't make sense since they've done absolutely nothing since SB III.