Johnny Hammersticks

Not a huge donut guy, but every year when we go apple picking the orchard makes fresh apple cider donuts. Right out of the fryer and into a paper bag. There is a line for about a half a mile. I can easily eat a dozen by myself with a half gallon of apple cider.

Female exchange student in college from India would poop in the shower and smoosh it down the drain with her foot. The girls caught her doing it after an investigation. True story. Apparently, it is a thing they do there.

That’s where a lot of the rich people live who work in Charlotte. A lot of them from the northeast ?

Pit Bulls may not even be the most aggressive breed of dog, but they are the ones who can and will do the most damage if they do snap. I had a mini dauchshund that we had to put down. Despite spending thousands of dollars on trainers, vets, a pet “psychologist,” psychotropic medications...she bit 5 people before we had to make that difficult decision. Fortunate for us, her bites were tiny and largely harmless. I think she only broke the skin once and just barely. Chows, chihuahuas, collies, and cocker spaniels can ask be very aggressive breeds. Unfortunate for PB’s is that they are so big/strong and attack so relentlessly and violently...their worst attacks tend to make national news. I think Pitts are beautiful and I have found them generally to be very sweet and loyal dogs (although I have never owned one). I would never, however, let my children near one...especially one that I don’t know extremely well. Maybe less of a chance that they get attacked by a chihuahua, but at least the chihuahua wouldn’t leave them disfigured for life or dead.

That’s backwoods ***** puke NC. They walk among us ?‍♂️

Pics?

No idea honestly. She didn’t return to school in the fall and this was before Facebook where I could just look her up. She must be horribly disfigured though. Shame.

Put it in the bank? Maybe buy a new riding lawnmower? Boooooring.

Where we need to build a wall is on the Florida border!

Sounds like dinner at my house. G/D free!! I ***** hate zucchini noodles ?

Spicy Italian from Indelicato’s in Auburn, NY. I do love me some kielbasa though. Love to grill it in the summer time. Serve sliced up as a snack with Weber’s mustard.

I think we’re pretty good at o-line. Trent would be a luxury I just don’t see McBeane spending on right now.

Ahhh.....makes sense. I was thinking, IIRC, that 2 kids I graduated with (Auburn HS, NY) were both drafted in 1997.

That's awesome! I don't know why, but you'd think a city like Buffalo would have more kids drafted into the MLB than one since 1974!

When you say your short ribs are a “deal closer,” does that mean that they make the panties drop?

Taron Johnson

My wife kinda sucks at cooking. When she told me yesterday that she had found a recipe for chicken thighs I cringed. She baked them on high heat stuffed with choppped onions, halved cherry tomatoes, and some type of herb. Seasoned with salt and pepper. They were actually pretty good. Nice crispy skin and moist inside.

I believe he was referring to KJ making a push for the #2 CB spot. Reasonable skepticism given his injury history, IMO.

Woah. Rough life...

Chicken “button it” That’s when I take a few chicken breast out of the freezer, cut them up into cubes, and sauté with whatever veggie are in the fridge. My kids like kalamata olives and banana pepper rings tossed in there too. Deglaze the pan with some white wine and add some stock to make a broth. Serve it over rice or with noodles. Name started one night when my kids were being annoying, I was busy with a bunch of stuff, and my son told me he was starving and asked what I was cooking for dinner. I replied “chicken...button it!” We all laughed. They love the name and the dish.

Interesting take. Especially the last paragraph.

I have met gentle pits...great dogs. Beautiful and loyal companions, no doubt. I still don’t trust them though, and I won’t let my children near them. This is going to sound strange, but the only other breed that I’ve had horrible experiences with are mini dachshunds. Those things are such a crap shoot. You either get a lovely, gentle one, or they are completely bat ***** crazy.

Mid 40’s duck face selfie? Helzzzzz yeah ?!

I was with a group of college friends at a music festival in Geneva in 1999, and a female friend of mine saw a young couple with a pit bull sitting under a tree relaxing. She was a huge animal lover, so she went and asked the couple permission to pet the dog. The couple said “sure! She’s so gentle and wouldn’t harm a fly.” She offered her hand so the dog could smell her, and after a few minutes when the dog seemed chill, she began to pet it on top of it’s head. I remember it like it happened two minutes ago. She bent down slightly and reached down with her other hand to pet the dog, and the dog just flat out bit half of her face off. Bit her up around her neck and ear, and thrashed around which essentially peeled that side of her face down to her chin. I could see her skull. I will never forget that as long as I live.

I don’t see the problem here. Surely, there were capable chaperones back at the hotel with the kiddies. Let the man get drunk and get some boobies in his face! ‘MERICA!!