chris heff

During football season, I will get text from friends asking if they can park here and go to the beach. I of course say certainly. Then they ask if we will join them, I reply absolutely not!

I have all the confidence in the world that I will goth bed on Thursday unsatisfied.

I also enjoy saying “who?” After Jets pick. I will watch every minute of it. On Saturday I will have no idea who anyone is, but I’ll watch anyway. I live half a block from a beautiful beach, but I won’t go there. I will stay and see if the Bills take punter, that I’ve never heard of. What’s wrong with us?

Draft one of them, or two and Josh will make them a star.

I think it’s a toss up between CB and DT in the first. I don’t know what it would take to move up in the second to end up with Amos and Grant, but I would try. After the first and second round it becomes exponentially more difficult to predict.

I don’t know who either of those guys are. How should I feel? Happy or sad?

What would it take for the Bills to move up to top of the second round? Take a CB at 30 then move up for DT. There is no way they use all 10 picks.

How did he ever get a head coaching gig, much less two ?

Has Mayo gotten another job?

I heard Lancaster

Downtown

I don’t even know what this is about.

Great punt catcher

As Howard Cosell once said about OJ, I have a tremendous grasp of the obvious.

Josh Rosen and Patrick Ramsey, two guys the Bills “missed out” on.

The Jets will be bad, Dolphins are moving in the wrong direction, so maybe the Patriots by default. I saw Kraft interviewed at the owners meeting, he thinks you can just put together a dynasty. This from the guy that hired Mayo. I’m not a big believer in Vrabel. Pats may come in second, but won’t make the playoffs.

That is interesting, I don’t understand what a hybrid field is.

So are you telling me that a football can’t have a “chip” or some kind of mesh that would signal when the ball passes the line to gain? And that they can’t sync that with when the whistle was blown?

McDermott said something like “Jiminy Crickets” or “gosh darn it”.

I prefer the white helmets, in fact I prefer the standing Bison. Only team team insignia with visible genitalia. The reason for the red helmets was because every team in the AFC East had white helmets. Someone thought changing to red would help Ferguson throw less interceptions.

What about Lamar’s mom?

I remember one afternoon seeing Joe Ferguson and a couple of other players at Mulligan’s Beach Club in Sunset Bay. Just up the road from Fredonia.

But why sign Winston and Wilson if you’re going to draft Sanders?

The key is beating Mahomes, it doesn’t matter who else is on that team. The Eagles had him running for his life all game.

Yes they should have tried something other than the “tush push”, but yes it was a first down and yes the NFL needs to use more technology. Yes Kincaid should have caught that, but it never should have come down to any of that. What the Eagles did to the Chiefs showed how mediocre the Bills defense is. That is the problem. The bend don’t break philosophy doesn’t work, and they are lacking play makers. The Eagles gave the Bills the key to beating the Chiefs. It will be interesting to see if they recognize that and adjust.