chris heff

We have an annual event here, streets get closed down, all kinds of vendors selling stuff (I avoid it), people come from far and wide. Parking is an issue, a friend of mine’s house is close to the event. A few years ago, while standing in his driveway a woman pulls up on his lawn. Not like two wheels on the lawn, the whole car. When he asked her what she thought she was doing, she pointed to her handicap sticker. And by the way, you can only get a couple of hundred miles further south than here.

Avoid any and all rubber mats!

Where exactly does one go to find sh*t like that?

This list could go on and on.

I watched, it’s fun. I coached a flag football team back in the 1980s, rules are completely different now.

Fitz has seven children with nine different teams.

As much as Lamar Jackson was vilified for not having an agent, he was right. Especially with rookie contracts, if not all, pay a lawyer. Pay a fee, not a percentage of the whole contract.

Doesn’t that mean that 75% are with their original team at the 4 year mark? I’m not that good at math, isn’t 75% larger than 25%?

Thurman was a great all around back, yes he didn’t have break away speed, but he could run, catch and doesn’t get enough credit for what a good blocker he was. I once saw a homeless guy wearing a Thurman Dolphins jersey. Not sure what that means.

I know I do it all the time, maybe the Bernard number change will help.

What a bum that guy was.

Downtown

It’s a joke, it’s like when Fitz was playing, at some point, the announcers would always mention that he went to Harvard.

He went to Yale you know. Sorry, had to be done.

I don’t think that matters. If things go badly, I don’t think Ross will have any choice but to clean house.

Mike McDaniel went to Yale you know.

Truly

Yes, Dolphins drafted Fitzpatrick with 11th pick in 2018 and traded him to Steelers in 2019. It was different head coaches, but same GM, Chris Grier, who made those moves and this one. I’d be surprised if McDaniel and Grier survive this season.

It took him three hours to score 60

Where is Joe Dufek?

What could this possibly have to do with his size? There is no contact. A toddler playing CB couldn’t get hurt.

I hear he has to run around in the shower to get wet. His pajamas have only one stripe.

Maybe they honeymoon in Niagara Falls during OTAs.

Terry Pegula sitting next to Beane.

If you do meet him will you tell him that I love him?