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Wacka

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  1. He had a teleprompter preselected questions and probably an earpiece.
  2. Have you notice that at times recently, Joe is looking like Fire Marshall Bill?
  3. "Hi, my name is Tibs and iI am a Trumpaholic." "Hi Tibs!" There are support groups for everything. Find one.
  4. Another jolt of joy juice! Suddenly his eyes were a lot more open at the last question. Must be wearing a dialable med pump.
  5. GET OFF OF MY LAWN! Left foot? Could it be another sign of an impending stroke?
  6. Whispering again! What changed? My diaper!
  7. I had one 10 years ago and will have another one from listiening too.
  8. Well he is "doing" better because today he has seen the questions beforehand has a teleprompter and probably an earpiece. And they got the med levels right. Had to mash up the pils in his ice cream.
  9. His left eye is noticeably more closed than his right. Is he going to have a stroke in the right side of his brain?
  10. Just turned it on. The questioners are preselected. He's got teleprompters.He just went to the whispering! Twice in a minute! He made another golf reference in a answer that had other to do with it! he just creatyed 2000 subs just last week. That's 8000 in a month. What great job growth!
  11. If this is like the typical Trump press conference (press all screaming yelling, no scripted questions.etc). Joke will freeze up like Mitch for several minutes.
  12. Mommy! All those big scary one eyed monsters looking at me! Who is this man??? Help me mommy!!!
  13. Clooney is an actor. What they excel at is memorizing what other people created and spitting it back with a little fake feeling.
  14. My sister and brother-in-law went on a two week trip to Europe and returned 7/4. They spent 3 days in Rome and saw the Colosseum. It was a hot day (95-100) and they couldn't get a taxi back to the hotel about a mile or so away so they walked. They saw a nice little place on a side street and went in to get a drink. They were talking and a mother and her adult daughter said "You're Americans! Where are you from?" My sister replied "Buffalo". They said "So are we!!" The daughter is the executive chef for the Bills players and staff at the stadium!
  15. In the late 70's (after the Bicentennial) the Town of Cheektowaga saved money by using a lower tier or fly-by-night fireworks presenter for their 7/4 show at the town park. The display tipped over and fireworks started shooting into the park. I was there and people started running in al directions and and screaming. My uncle was in St. Joe's hospital across the street at the time and he saw one skyrocket land in front of rthe main entrance to the hospital. Amazing no one was hurt.
  16. Jill was taking lessons from Hilary.
  17. I read the other parts of the board all the time. Just don't post as much.I don't feel like I qualify to comment as I never played or coached a football game. I did have season tickets from 1986 to 1993. Besides. not much to talk about in the off season.
  18. Why not both?
  19. Have a running count of how many jump cuts are in the "live" broadcast. If you make a drinking game out of it there will be some alcohol ODs.
  20. That you slept through American History (11th grade regents and during Watergate when I took it -1974) and didn't even take Poly Sci 101 in college.
  21. Steve Martin could play Joke i the biography. His first line in The Jerk was "I was born a poor black child."
  22. The 2024 DNC (CCP) convention will make the 1968 one look like a church picnic.
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