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Wacka

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  1. Dow doen ~160 pts at 2:45 PM EDT. Dropped 100 points in minutes about 11 AM, right after the announcement.
  2. Just saying don't try to make an insult that makes you look stupid. I typed "pistol-packing punks" into google and Irv was the first two sites that came up.
  3. Read the comments on the web site. They are getting eviscerated by both sides of the aisle. What a bunch of amateurs running the chosen One's campaign! Wouldn't buying all those wedding gifts stimulate the economy?
  4. The lawyer that built it is Ken Bernas. Cheated about 50 clients out of about $5M. Serving time. Would forge clients signatures on loan applications against settlements. Then the people would get notices from the loan company to pay back loans they never took out. Went to Jr and Senior high school with him. He went to UB. Partied once or twice with him in college. When I heard that he had such a fancy place, I figured he was a shyster.
  5. Do you use hammers?
  6. He has more "real life" job experience than that idiot in the White House.
  7. I guess Celebrity Rehab didn't work.
  8. Scooby goes down to SD.Takes the Tijuana Trolley, sees the donkey shows and gets lost while coming back and now he's an expert on Border Security.
  9. And he visited California I don't know how many times to get mucho dinero from SF and LA.
  10. A wall's a start, next an electrified fence. then a moat with gators or crocs.
  11. Why to you need a fence to keep room renters where they are?
  12. A friend and I went to see Valby at Melanies (Main & Transit). I was a passenger. We both got stinking drunk. I tell him"you keep am eye on the center line and I watch out for the line on the side of the road. Made it to Cheektowaga with no problem. Another time at a local bar I hanged out at I was doing Alabama Slammeres. I was in my mid 20s. I tried picking up a 60-something year old. Got in the car and made it a block. New I was wasted and pulled on a side street. Back then, If the keys were in your pocke, they couldn't get you for DWI. Fell asleep until 8 AM Sunday morning. Was still feeling loopy and made it home. Another time I'm hitting the Elmwood Strip, had to be early 80s. I remember having 2 drinks. Next thing I remember I,m backing into a chain link fence on Squaw Island. Next thing I know, I wake up the next morning at home. No marks on my car. Stopped drinking for a month or so. As you said, god looks out for drunks. The cops had a different attitude. My father's cousin was a Cheektowaga cop. He told us he's on the Kensington in the middle of the night and spots a car in the grass median. The driver has the door open and his feet out the door. When asked, he said "I'm drunk and I can't drive." He tells his rookie partner to follow him. My father's cousin drove the guy home. He said the guy had enough sense to get off the road. Also he said the paperwork would take at least half the shift to complete
  13. Saw Rodney Dangerfield in the late 90s at the MGM Grand. Just a little dirtier than TV (a few F's and more sexual jokes, but was not bad). Went for 40 minutes nonstop (not even for a drink of water), played a few clips from his movies (about 20 minutes) and did another 30 minutes non-stop. That sweating was real.
  14. There's a sale at Penny's!!!
  15. Heard he had spinal surgery and probably wouldn't walk again. Didn't want his wife to have to take care of an invalid.
  16. The Dutch word for glove is handschoen (hand shoe).
  17. Doc, Tell these people how much (in percent) your medical malpractice insurance is in relation tp your gross income. They'd be shocked.
  18. Heard a tape of Obama and Clinton from last night's fundraiser on the Laura Ingraham Show. Clinton doesn't care about Obama at all. He was talking about "At least some of my budgets were balanced". After that Oboma sounded like" F' it all. I don't care anymore". :lol:
  19. ??:?? + 120: Fox and CNN reports Walker wins. Angry Ed blows out his brains. Chris Matthews says "I always loved you" to a picture of Obama before swallowing a cyanide pill.
  20. Ben & Jerry's cashed in when they sold the company to the international conglomerate Unilever.
  21. Age 77. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
  22. I think the only one left from Hogan's Heroes now is LeBeau. He's in his 80s and was a Holocaust survivor. Maybe one of Klink's secretary's too. The one that became Bob Crane's wife.
  23. You people keep talking about lower gas pric es. We sure as hell don't see them here in California. They peaked at 4.32 and are now "down" to 4.15 at the cheapest place I've seen. Meanwhile on the radio, they say it is about 3.65 for a national average and as low as 3.10 in NC.
  24. If Gates had your brains , he'd still be getting picked up for DUIs in New Mexico.
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