Were you born an ****?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an **** tonight
Yes, you're an A Z Z H O L E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an **** tonight
You were an **** yesterday
You're an **** tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an **** the rest of your life
And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her, I thought you were an ****
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"
And all your friends are azzholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an **** for a wife
Were you born an ****?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an **** tonight