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My brothers dog was 19 and we knew it was time. He ate less and less. Then he wouldsn't even eat. He was laying on the floor and was sweating. Dogs don't sweat. It was time.

You may be dead but you'll have personal soverignty.

Stop sniffing the dry cleaning fluid!

He can appear on "World's Dumbest..."on TruTV if it is still on. They hired Danny Bonaduce, Tonya Hading, and Lief Garret.

And Geregos defended Scott Peterson.

If I can make it to 4 AM without having to get up to pee, I'm happy.

Grease some palms. Always works for local governments.

Keep Tibs away from pharmacies and/pr clocktowers for a ew weeks.

I knew you were 49. Like I said, I you are retired you are old.

If you are retired you are old. You are old.

So you pasted their heads on a photo of you and Gator?

Back in the70s my dad worked or a trucking company that hauled meat like sides of beef etc. They had to go down to the Peace Bridge to transfer a load from a Canadian truck to one of theirs. Thet got it almost done and the customs inspector examines it and sees something wrong with the paperwork. He starts questioning each laborer which took about 2-3 hours, until a boss came to straighten it out. Customs put a seal on the truck with had to be removed by customs in NYC, which is where the load was headed.

I worked at Stanford while Chelsea went there. Undergrad was a joke. At the time you could resign from a class the last week of the semester and it didn't appear on the transcript. If you flunked a class, you could take it over again and the flunk would not appear. It was well known around the campus that Chelsea would get ****faced every weekend at the DKE parties.

Tibs, the Pee Wee Herman of PPP. "I know you are, but what am I?" He'll be caught pleasuring himself to a tape of the The Apprentice.

Surprised it has lasted 6 pages (as of now) before being put in PPP.

The pancreas has two types of cells. The majority of it produces digestive juices. The smaller portion, the Islets of Langerhans are small clumps of cells that produce insulin.

So did Botox Nancy Pelosi and Chuck "Schmucky" Schumer.

She looks OK but sounds like Nancy Grace.

Bill Clinton?

Power went out for 7 hours Sunday. Today at about noon,I was driving at Walden and Union. The traffic lights worked, but the businesses were dark.

Wouldn't have watched it, but I had no choice. . Our power was out here from 4 untiL 11.

I'm all for a vaccine against TDS!

My broiler is a plow driver for Erie County. When people complain to him about blocking their driveway, he says " MY job is to make sure the ROAD is clean and I couldn't give a **** about your driveway."

Gator gotta Gator

You described your self exactly.