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Wacka

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  1. Again, no matter ho many times you watch Super Bowl XXV Norwood's kick still goes wide right.
  2. No matter how many times you replay it, Norwood's kick will still be wide right by a foot ir two.
  3. It's Garry Shandling's Show
  4. Trukp's magic wand is the same as the one Obama had, a phone and a pen. But trump uses it abolish regulations, not make them.
  5. I think the Simpsons should have visited California. With the homeless, illegals, typhus, poop and wildfires there is plenty to make fun of.
  6. R-G colorblindness, the most common, is inherited on the X chromosome and affects about 6 percent of males. Since females have two X chromosomes, it affects less than 0.5 percent. A friend told me that the traffic lights look the same and both look brownish. He could only tell from their position.
  7. Probably last night when the Toronto Maple Leafs were eliminated by the Boston Bruins.
  8. Haven't played Risk in almost 40 years. Last time I did (in college) we took a shot if you took over a continent. I had 5 shots lined up. they said it passed out over the board. I woke up the next day in bed with my shoes still on.
  9. That 30 lbs of equal matter is BS. Your colon sloughs off some of its lining every time you have a movement. He would have been dead way before then. The average BM is only about a pound a day.
  10. Like Yakatusk or Iritusk (sp?)
  11. Hope they get the same results that guy did in the 70s blocking the train to the Concord Naval weapons Depot . The engineer blew the whistle coming around the corner at a few mph. The you;dnt get out of the way. He put the brakes on , but a full train takes quite a distance to stop. Quick amputation.
  12. Taking my 92 year old mom to my sister's house. Typical Polish easter. fresh key;basa with marjoram (the kind that turns gray when cooked), bitter lamb, pirogies (k r a u t and cheese )(the language filter blacked it out), eggs, ham, horseradish and krupnik
  13. Heard Fauxahontas on the radio yesterday talking about Trump, Sounded like she was ready to cry.
  14. He/she/it is alternately curled upon a ball saying No! No! No! or searching franticly for a razor blade to slit his/ her/its wrists.
  15. You'll open the book and go " What? No pictures to color?!"
  16. I mentioned my brother's 19 year old dog in this thread (we put him to sleep in 2015). Today my brother said he will probably have to put his 18 year-old cat to sleep this week. She is barely eating eating anything, is getting thinner , won't touch her treats (which have catnip), and the ed her a piece of ham this morning, She threw it up this afternoon.
  17. Tibs, the black hole of idiocy.
  18. Wait! Isn't.that Tib's job?
  19. This was the first time I saw color TV. My uncle, who worked at Chevy, could afford a color TV. He invited a bunch of relatives over and we watched the Bills win 1965 AFL championship.
  20. THIS is Bob's national anthem. Time for rehab Bob.
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